THE TIME OF MANTITTE THE TOP-HEAVY IS NIGH.

YOU HAVE MADE FUN. YOU HAVE MOCKED. YOU HAVE NOT BELIEVED IN MANTITTE. ALL APOSTATES SHALL BE PUNISHED. BEHOLD MY PUNISHMENT.

MY WRATH IS WEIGHTY, MY JUSTICE SWIFT AND BROWN-NIPPLED, MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON CAPPIER, LOCKIER AND SHOUTIER THAN ALL IN THE LAND. DO NOT TAUNT MANTITTE, FOR HIS ROID-RAGE KNOWETH NO BOUNDS.

THOSE WHOM YOU KNOW AS CANDY AND SARAH ARE NO MORE.

SARAH WAS CRUSHED UNDER FABIO THE MAGNIFICENT'S LEFT MAN-TIT, THEN BEATEN OVER THE HEAD AND SHOULDERS BY THE SWORD OF DESALVO THE MIGHTY.

CANDY SUFFOCATED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF VIKING TITTY, AND HER LIFELESS BODY TOSSED TO BE SAVAGED BY MY HORDES OF SHAVED GERBILS.

KNOW MY NAME, FOR IT IS WRIT LARGE AND WRITTEN BY THE FINGER OF THIS MOST WORTHY OF MY ACOLYTES:

TREMBLE BEFORE THE AWESOME MIGHT OF MANTITTE THE TOP-HEAVY.