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Bitchery reader Stephanie came out of lurkdom to send me a link to the man-tittiest fabric I have ever seen. Scroll down and pick your fave: Construction man-titty? Cowboy man-titty? Or Firefighter man-titty in beefcake-calendar pose? I have two things to say: one, what is the man-titty-less Pink Panther doing on this page? And two: never before in my life have I had this much of an urge to learn to quilt.

E. d’Trix sent me a link to a whole new LOL-subgenre: LOLBatman. I totally snorted soda up my nose at Batsecks.

Bitchery reader Eliza was kind enough to send me the .mp3 of Alan Rickman reading Sonnet 130. Try to breathe normally, ya’ll.

(And please, right click and save lest you hurt our server’s feelings. It’s listening to the .mp3 on repeat, too.)

Sonnet130.mp3

If the next RWA National Conference is in Seattle, I hope we can all get together and ride the SLUT.

Graceful curtsy to Debunot for the link. 

Courtesy of Darlene Marshall comes this link from Canada.com - Men with deeper voices are seen as more potent and virile, and in one study, produced more children.

So if you imagine the dialogue spoken aloud as you read a romance, do you have a particular voice in mind? And what male in your opinion does have the sexiest voice? 

Today’s Questionable Content made me laugh so hard, I’m pretty sure I herniated something--but then, I’m a sucker for stupid quips involving Schrödinger’s cat.

(Any of you who want to write a romance novel with a geek hero and need research on how nerds think and operate, but don’t happen to have live specimens handy, you could do worse than check out the archives of Questionable Content. Also, XKCD.)

Some title ideas for nerd porn erotic romance:

Physics
The G-String Theory
The Rake’s Superpositioned Eigenstates
Entangled Beast
Collapsing the Virgin Mistress’ Wavefunction
His Supercollider

Biology
Unnatural Selection
Descending His Manhood

Chemistry
His Latent Heat

Mathematics
Populating Her Null Set

General Scientific Principles
Shaving with Occam’s Razor
Karl’s Popper

Damn, I can’t believe I’m not coming up with more for chemistry and biology. Updates as they’re warranted, and post your best (for certain values of “best,” anyway) efforts in the comments.

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Cassie Edwards Articles

• A centralized document of the Cassie Edwards texts (Rev. E, 2/21/2008, Tracks 22 Books, Added a Table of Contents)

One Big-Ass Bastard

• Bill Napoli, who’s a real sexist ass-hat
• Engaging in some friendly Googlebombing
• Another Napoli Update
• Smart Bitch Endorsed Art Auction
• WE WIN AT THE INTERNET