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Another Friday, another chance to guess the heroine and win yourself a Smart Bitch Title™! You know the drill - be the first to correctly guess the heroine’s name, the title, and the author, and you win.

Unexpected Arrivals Seek Permanent Home

Young “widow” seeks safe haven for herself and three Very Young Persons after fleeing ugly and grabby-handed guardian. I’m looking for my charming knight in a smoking jacket, and the four of us intend to turn your regal bachelor life on its head. But you’ll have to earn my trust and the trust of the Very Young People, and get over your conflict-sustaining beliefs about me, to earn our happy ending.

Congratulations to Rubilei, for guessing this week’s Guess That Lonely Heart. Nice job - the correct answer was Christina Bennett from Julie Garwood’s The Lion’s Lady.

Kneel and receive your fabulous prize, as the Smart Bitches Dub Thee:

It’s time for our Friday funk: give me the name of the heroine, the title of the book, and the name of the author, and do so expediently, and we Smart Bitches who Confuseth Michelles shall bestow upon you a fine Smarte Bitche Title!

Driven lady seeks warrior lord

Blonde beauty with earthy upbringing seeks rakishly confident noble warrior to help me attain revenge. Must be willing to deal with plainly spoken miss, one who stubbornly refuses to divulge the truth of who I am. Must also not be alarmed should I eat the shrubbery.

Bring out the dancing girls! Have those dudes in multi-colored tights and totally gay velvet poofy shirts play a fanfare! Summon the Minister of Chamberpots! For now, ‘tis time to bestow upon Kate, the winner of this week’s personal ad contest, the grand title of:

Because we’d been so consumed by the conversation on rape fantasies, I totally neglected to post a personal ad contest yesterday. Bad Candy! No treat for me.

So most of you know the drill by now: Give us the correct book title, author and heroine’s name, and lo, a Smart Bitch Title will be magically bestowed upon thee!

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Shy widow living a calm, quiet life in small Midwestern city seeks nothing in particular except a calm, quiet life. Rock stars need not apply; rock stars who get me tipsy and take me a on ride on your motorbike definitely need not apply.