Smart Bitches Trashy Books | All of the romance, none of the bullshit.

Congratulations, Jay, on correctly guessing this week’s Guess That Lonely Heart: Maggie Concannon from Roberts’ Born in Fire.

Herewith be yer prize, matey!

You know the drill: first correct commenter with el character name, el title, y el author’s name wins you La Smarte Bitche Title!

Ardent and talented woman with aesthetic profession seeks strong, urbane gentleman to sweep me off my feet while sweeping my career to new heights. Must be willing to put up with my white-hot attitude and delicate heart, because between my surface of shards and my molten core is a woman ready for some red-hot lovin’. Men unable to see past my hardened exterior can blow me.

Celeste was lucky winner of today’s personal ad challenge. Kneel, Celeste, for we Smart Bitches dub thee:

Go forth and do your title proud!

It’s Friday, and you know what that means: Be the first to guess the correct author, title and name of the heroine (don’t! forget! the! heroine!) and find yourself the proud owner of a totally awesome, totally biodegradable and totally Energy Star compliant Smart Bitch aristocratic title.

Love in the Dark

SWF, rich as freakin’ Croesus, on my way to France for an arranged marriage that I’m totally not into. Hey, the lights on my ocean liner just went out. Want to fool around a little? OK, a lot. Hot Arabs preferred.

Congratulations, Jenica, for correctly guessing the answer to today’s Guess That Lonely Heart - Victoria from Catherine Coulter’s Moonspun Magic.

The Smart Bitches Hereby Dub Thee: