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Heather correctly guessed the answers to today’s Personal Ad challenge. All hail Heather!

And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for: Kneel, Heather, for the Smart Bitches dub thee:

See? Told you the title would be all classy and shit.

All right, bitches. ‘Tis another Friday, and time for another Personal Ad challenge. Guess the author, title and heroine’s name (don’t forget the heroine’s name!) correctly, and lo, find thyself the proud owner of a happy, shiny, beyootiful and always-tasteful *koff* Smart Bitch aristocratic title.

Long Snake Moan

SWF, shiftless late-night DJ, currently unemployed, appreciative of PJ Harvey and REM (among others), looking for my even flakier sister and maybe some love along the way. Hot recluses who have undergone some sort of crazy emotional trauma a plus.

Congrats to Garianne for guessing today’s “Guess That Lonely Heart.”

The Smart Bitches proudly dub thee:

You know the drill: hook me up with author, title, and character’s name, and if you’re the first correct answer, you get yourself a Smart Bitch title.

Come and Set Me Free, Baby

Mild-manned antique-fiend, underwhelmed with herself, though most would kill to be her size, seeks man locked in a box of someone else’s making to unleash her desires and emotions. I will follow the right man through past, future, and parallel worlds.

PJ, for correctly guessing the answers for today’s personal ad contest. We bow before your superior knowledge, PJ, because da-yum, reading and remembering a Harlequin Superromance published by a midlist author in 1996 takes some doing.

Anyway, kneel down and receive your title. Henceforward, you shall be known as: