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Congratulations to Emma for guessing the heroine, title, and author correctly! Now, kneel and receive they booty, I mean, thy bounty.

The Smart Bitches Dub Thee:

It’s Friday - give us the title, author, and name of the heroine, and win your very own Smart Bitch Title!

Proper Maiden Seeks Perfect Man

Frustratingly perfect heroine, quiet, demure, and circumspect, seeks dashing man to help me spend a summer masquerading my way into independent spinster status so as to avoid endless parade of suitors - and help me overcome deep-seated feelings of rejection due to being left dramatically at the alter in front of my entire well-meaning but meddlesome family. Men of rakish infamy more than welcome - especially if I can help heal your personal demons whilst your charm helps me overcome painful past, evaluate my life and perhaps embark on a more adventurous, and certainly fun future. 

Behold! For guessing the correct answer to today’s Personal Ad challenge, we now dub Alyssa:

May you use that title wisely.

Today’s Personal Ad Contest is going to be a motherfucking CAKEWALK, y’all. Work has been kicking my ass, trying to write that monster feminism/social responsibility/blablablaBLA rant has been kicking my ass, and reading three different books at once? Kicking. My. Ass. So I’m picking a really easy, really famous book for this week’s contest.

First person to post the heroine’s name, title of the book and author wins one of our caramel-a-licious Smart Bitch titles.

Russian Royalty Seeking Sanctuary

Single Russian female, falsely accused of murder, seeks sanctuary in England from crazy-ass royal cousin out to kill me. Are you a lonely widower with a difficult female child? Let me help.

Congratulations to Destruction Angel, who despite not being able to comment due to some wacky EE problem, still managed to Guess that Lonely Heart correctly.

Henceforth you shall be known as