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First, from Lara, we have a 19 year old Kate Bush singing “Wuthering Heights” in some sort of mirror bottomed set for her interpretive dance. There’s eyeliner and some really nice manicure action, and cartwheels. I suggest practicing your ‘huh?’ face before you watch.

And from notpomaceous, we have:

“One word: Gino. Or four words: Gino and his hair. I love him in all my glands. He’s a study in contradiction: laconic, yet sweats like a raging bull; motionless, except for his buoyant left arm (which uncannily resembles that of Inspector Kemp in “Young Frankenstein"); white...yet black; straight...yet gay; on stage in front of thousands of people...in his pajamas.”

And if that just gets stuck in your head and you can’t shake it loose, check this out. We may have posted it before, but it’s still worth cleansing your ear passages because it’s uber uber leet.

What, that wasn’t enough schmaltz for you? Ha. I hit you in the tear ducts now! Hee yah!

And because I’m from the town with the great football team, one more: Myron Cope, longtime Pittsburgh Steelers broadcaster and possessed of the most bizarre yet infectious radio voice and personality, died Wednesday at the age of 79. Cope was a fantastic sportswriter and a color commentator for the Steelers radio broadcast for 35 years. Cope invented the Terrible Towel, which he talks about in the slightly bizarre ESPN video below. There are two Terrible Towels hanging in our house from the window shades in the living room, much to the dismay of houseguests unfamiliar with the Towel.