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I have to confess something: I have a total weakness for Bollywood. I have an entire 8 minute video of a really funky dance sequence featuring Aishwarya Rai on my iPod. If I can tolerate the incredibly high pitches, I dig it. The traditional Hindi dance moves performed by men in modern clothing - the juxtaposition just about kills me.

But this video, from Bitchery reader Megan, has me totally transfixed. Not only are the nuns gay, Benny Lava, but man, I am looking at anoraks in a whole new light. Sexy, sexy!

Two videos for your viewing pleasure, both salutes in their own way to different Asian cultures, specifically those of Japan and South Korea.

First: from Charlene, RoboCock a Japanese sex toy video demonstration - SWEET LORD ALMIGHTY it is not work safe. Be ye warned! (Is it wrong of me to want to try to use it as a blender/mixer?)

Second: not the greatest video quality, but still fun to watch. Samsung employees doing an amazing coordinated dance involving a heaping crapload of people wearing shirts with different colored panels creating an incredible synchronized visual fiesta for your eyeballs. I’m a big fan of the maniacally dancing bandleader on the podium at the bottom, the strangely blond uberhappy cheerleaders, and the unintentional comedy at about :55 in, left side of the screen.

Bitchery Reader Melissa Francis went above and beyond the call of duty and, well, I'm square dancing with Fabio. What can I say?

It's strangely addictive.

Here at Smart Bitch Headquarters, we want to be ever useful to you. So if your weekend plans include “Business Time,” (am I ever going to get tired of that song?) the Condom Teletubbies have a six minute song to remind you how awesome protection can be. Thanks to Darlene Marshall for the link.

Darlene’s comment: “Bollywood meets Trojan. It’s got a beat.  You can dance to it.  And it’s fairly worksafe.”

It’s Friday, it’s business time, and Principal Firebush and I totally giggled like 12 year old boys at this video, courtesy of Deirdre Martin:

May you, your pork sword, and your really hot galoshes have a great weekend!