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Going with last week’s Japanese theme, this week’s Friday videos involve Japanese girls exercising their wrists while learning English phrases for breaking up.

The video on assault is even better.

Ennnn-joy.

If you search for “Zuiikin girls” on Youtube, you’ll find a fuckton of these, with an assortment of indispensable English phrases taught by Japanese girls in bitchin’ spandex and a mean twirly wrist workout.

You can thank me later.

Have I mentioned that I love Japan? I am fascinated with all things Japanese, probably because I have a Japanese middle name and had to explain it often enough that I got curious about all things Japanese, and how funky fresh and different Japan is from the USA.

So I say this with love and respect: some Japanese video games are WEIRD. WEIRD in a way that is AWESOME. SO Awesome that if I could buy this game for Candy, I so would, because I know nothing would make her Bitch panties twist with glee like the opportunity to wipe the sweat putules off of lean, androgynous Japanese cartoon dudes.

Thanks to Star Opal for the link.

Courtesy of jdavis, we have Eddie Izzard, animated by Legos. The second one damn near killed me. It really strengthened my ab.

Note that I didn’t say it was GOOD music. I leave that to you to decide. But since these are songs and videos, consider this not the most work-friendly edition of Friday Videos there ever was. Of course, are there any videos that are work-friendly?

Not only did I snort-laugh, but the music got stuck in my head, too.

And, while we’re talking about stereotypes, this ad nails just about all of them and I still snort-laughed.