Here at Smart Bitch Headquarters, we want to be ever useful to you. So if your weekend plans include “Business Time,” (am I ever going to get tired of that song?) the Condom Teletubbies have a six minute song to remind you how awesome protection can be. Thanks to Darlene Marshall for the link.
Darlene’s comment: “Bollywood meets Trojan. It’s got a beat. You can dance to it. And it’s fairly worksafe.”
It’s Friday, it’s business time, and Principal Firebush and I totally giggled like 12 year old boys at this video, courtesy of Deirdre Martin:
May you, your pork sword, and your really hot galoshes have a great weekend!
Bitchery reader MaryKate sent me this video from a beauty contest in the 80’s. Now, I’ll be honest: I went to a women’s college in the deep south, and in my Freshman dorm there were many titled beauty queens. If I recall correctly, there was a Miss Georgia Peach, Miss Peach Blossom, Miss Gritfest, and assorted county and state Miss, Jr. Miss, and Lady titles as well. And at the time, I’m embarrassed to say my own college had a beauty pageant, which I had to cover as editor of the school paper. Not even joking folks. The stories I could tell.
Anyway, not ONCE in the history of my college pageant was there a talent performance like this one, so painful, so hilarious, so utterly utterly odd, I’m sure it will inspire you writers of futuristic romance with all kinds of fabulous new heroines. Or make you dose yourself with Vicodin.
Thanks to Mel Francis we have this week’s Friday Video, which isn’t so much about romance novels but totally cracks me up. Guess which part? You’ll know it when you see it.
I love period movies and I love Israel Kamakawiwo’ole - so this video made me absurdly happy. Enjoy!
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The Dinosaur Shapeshifting Nugget Love story in the next Harlequin Luna release
Believe it or not, there’s already a series of dinosaur shapeshifter romances…
Here’s the first one.
From Bid Early Bid Often
I’m going to have to agree with most of the posters above.
I’ve spent time on both sides of the issue. It was my parents who did the “nagging” about my weight. I love them and I know…
From Everything I Need to Know: Everyday Heroes and Heroines
OMG, please assign him the J.R. Ward books. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, pleeeeaaase :D. In the interest of readers I admit it would probably be better if he got a book that hasn’t been reviewed here…
Oh man, I never liked flan...but this takes it to whole new level.
Bleh.
From All I Can Say Is...
My husband started reading romances after listening to me giggle through Heyer’s Fredricka (sp?). He has prompted his male friends to try some of the more mystery/adventure titles with good results. Good writing can be found in all genres. Go…
