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You know the drill: guess the title, author, and heroine’s name, and win a spiffy, shiny Smart Bitch title, and the envy of SBTB readers the world over.

Military Maiden Seeks Hot-Water Man

Hot military maiden with penchant for magic wishes seeks equally hot ichthyoman for life-changing romance. Must be willing to follow me through multiple timezones, to help me thwart holy evil, and to find your way back to me whenever I spring forward.

Maili correctly guessed the answer to today’s Personal Ad contest, and behold the title we Smart Bitches bestow upon her!

All Hail our new Empress.

All right, kittens! Friday Personal Ad time! Guess the heroine’s name, the title of the book and the author correctly, and you get to have your very own Smart Bitch title.

Love In the Time of Bubonic Plague

Beautiful single shiksa, into herbology and folk medicine, looking for hot, progressive Jewish doctor for intense clandestine love encounters. Ability to differentiate between me and my identical twin sister definitely a plus. We have to keep our liaisons secret, though--my father’s betrothed me to a goy.

Congratulations to kt for guessing the correct answer to this week’s personal ad challenge! Kneel, kt, for we Smart Bitches dub thee:

It’s Friday - so let’s guess that heroine. Winner, as usual, gets coronated with fine Smart Bitch nobility.

Plucky animal-loving heroine with soft hands seeks big, tough, alpha law man to help solve murder, and learn to love all creatures small and hairless. Must be brave and somewhat calloused, but with soft interior, especially when family and pets are concerned.