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CW, for thine most excellent work in guessing the correct answer in today’s Guess That Lonely Heart contest, the Smart Bitches dub thee:

Another Friday! Another personal ad contest! Be the first to guess the correct book, character name and author, receive your custom Smart Bitches title (Sarah came up with some doozies, let me tell you) and lord it over your obviously inferior title-less friends and enemies.

A KILLER COOK

SWF, excellent cook, looking for tall, dark, handsome and possibly insane aristocrat responsible for the deaths of my family in the Terror and my short stint as a prostitute. Could you be the one? If you are, do try the soup--it’s delicious.

Congrats to Nicole, who, after a full 90 minutes of guessing, came up with the right answer to our Guess that Lonely Heart.

The Smart Bitches (tm) hereby request that all who know Nicole now recognize the full status and benefits of her new title:

Enjoy! 

It’s personals time, since this here is a Friday. So - I’m posting this at 1:00 PM EDT so you west coasters can have a go.

So, let’s get ready to guess that lonely heart:

OK, not really, just the Champion of this week’s Guess That Lonely Heart contest. Senetra, kneel thee down and be dubbed:

Do your title proud! (And try not to think too much about James Joyce’s proclivities as you gaze upon the O-face.)