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DarkObsessionbyAmandaStevens

by SB Sarah Friday, February 01, 2008 at 11:36 AM
Our Grade:
D
Title: Dark Obsession
Author: Amanda Stevens
Publication Info: Silhouette (Dreamscapes) 1995, ISBN: 0373511280
Genre: Paranormal

I’m categorizing all my category (har!) reviews under the heading “1001 Ways to Eat Crow” because I’m reading a monster truck shitload of category romance right now, averaging about 75% of a book per day. I read fast. And I’m enjoying them. For the most part. This is an exception. But either way, I’m reading quickly enough that my usual monster session of navel-gazing in a review will have to be trimmed by a good bit for the category binge I’m on now. Avast - here begin ye shorte reviews!


In a word, this book was Yawntastic. It has such a great setup, but the plot and the characterization were so limply executed. A horror writer’s sister is murdered, and a vampire hero has to save her, protect her from potentially risen sister, and eradicate the bad guy vampire dude what’s doing the killing. The heroine writes books that scare even the hero, yet in the course of the story she’s firmly a wuss on the border of TSTL. I was repeatedly told she authored some scary, chilling books but saw no evidence of creativity or crafty thinking in any portion of her scenes in the book. Perhaps she has a ghost writer- literally.

And you know all those warnings to “show not tell?” This here is a 251-page example of tell tell tell with little to show for it. Honestly, it reminds me of Moonlight where terrific actors suffer through some of the most wooden, uninspiring dialog ever in the history of the televised world. If this book were a radio play, the voice actors would probably be shrugging and rolling their eyes as they read it aloud. Check this out:

“...Don’t forget the oath we all took. We can’t reveal the Mission or its purpose to anyone. if the citizens out there found out what we’re dealing with, there would be mass hysteria. Civilization as we know it could crumble, and we would have no way to prevent it. You can’t tell her, Nick. You can’t tell anyone....”

What if he couldn’t protect Erin? What if he lost her to the darkness, too? He’d already lost his soul. How could he survive knowing that she had lost hers, too?

Behold: among my least favorite romance stereotypical heroes? The whiny-ass navel-gazing angsty emo Vampire. More emo than Peter Petrelli from Heroes and that is some emorific emoism to the 100th power of emo, my friend.

And among the top twenty list of my stereotype dislikes in romance? The Doomful Warning of Mass Hysteria from the character who wants to preserve the ignorance of the mortals. Give it up already, dude.

In the end, well, I didn’t get to the end. After the heroine went into yet another trance and the hero busted down the door to save her, I skimmed to the end. There was a happy ending. I wasn’t happy for either of the characters. I couldn’t have cared less. 

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OnceBitten,TwiceShybyJenniferRardin

by SB Sarah Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 06:15 AM
Our Grade:
B+
Title: Once Bitten, Twice Shy
Author: Jennifer Rardin
Publication Info: Orbit October 8, 2007, ISBN: 031602046X
Genre: Paranormal

Generally we have a lot to say around these parts about kickass heroines who go all wussy or, God forbid, humpity sexfiend on us. Or, for that matter, heroines who are labeled as strong, feisty, or even lethal on the back cover but then spend the whole plot hiding behind or whimpering for a big hulking male to come and kick the ass on her behalf. Highly unsatisfying.

Which is why I am so pleased when I discover a genuinely kickass heroine. Jasmine Parks, aka “Jaz,” in Jennifer Rardin’s new series (Yes, yes, another series. I’m going to read a stand-alone single title next, I swear) is 100% bonafide grade A certified-by-Oregon-Tilth Kick. Ass. What are the ways in which the ass is kicked by Jaz? Let me count them:

1. She gets hurt. She falls out glass windows, shit (not literally) falls on her, she gets cut, hit, slapped, beaten, and bitten, and she says “OW” and then keeps going because if she stops to nurse her wounds and whine about how she’s a delicate little flower, she’ll die. There’s fight sequences that make you wince, because Jaz will get the ever living shit beat out of her and still stand up and kick the ass.

2. She doesn’t call for help unless she needs it. Her partner has otherworldly powers (more on that in a minute) and can kick slightly more of the ass than she can, but does she hide behind a pillar and whine for him to come save her? Nope. She pulls yet another weapon out of her sleeve and serves up the ass for more kicking.

3. She rescues herself time and again from some bad situations, while also keeping in mind the relative health and safety of other people who have come into her world. She looks out for her partner, the people who help her, the could-be-a-stock-character-yet-is-awesomely-developed gadget dude who builds neat weapons, and all the other characters who enter her posse. No one is expendable in Jaz’s estimation.

4. She tends to become personally offended and outraged when innocent life is taken for granted and needlessly killed. She tries to keep collateral damage to a minimum, and gets really freaking pissed if her target kills people and taunts her with it.

5. She knows that getting the funky-funky on with her partner is a bad idea, and repeatedly recognizes that and thus lectures herself out of doing so regularly. She’s strong in her own convictions, so the sexual tension builds for understandable reasons without being contrived.

6. She’s flawed, emotionally wounded, unsure of herself at times, and at times genuinely surprised that she’s able to kick all the ass what needs kicking. Yet, turn the page, there’s more ass kicking.

Have I explained sufficiently how much I like Jaz? She’s ornery, prickly, haunted, wounded, exceptionally smart, and lethal. Even when she bugs me, she does it in a way that’s understandable for her character, and I can get over it easily enough. The kickass heroine, how I love thee. I’m about three minutes from being an annoying bint and emailing the author, her publicist, and anyone who knows her to beg for book three because I’m sorry I’m done with 1 and 2.

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CastleoftheWolfbySandraSchwab

by SB Sarah Saturday, June 30, 2007 at 05:19 AM
Our Grade:
B+
Title: Castle of the Wolf
Author: Sandra Schwab
Publication Info: Love Spell May 2007, ISBN: 0505527200
Genre: Historical: European

Ever hear a song, and then hear the remix, and the remix is SO MUCH BETTER you wonder why folks didn’t do that with the song the first time around? That’s pretty much a clunky parallel to how I feel about gothic romance. Old Skool gothic romance? Terror-laden women in floaty nightgowns running from unknown or known villains, and usually trapped or ensconced in a castle that’s drippy, damp, and altogether creepy. Mix in subtle explorations of the social position and limitations of women and mysteries, curses, and much angsty hand-wringing and you had a very frustrated Smart Bitch Sarah in 18th Century Literature seminars. There’s a limited amount of patience I can manage with heroines who are all, “Oh, I’m scared, run run run! In my bare feet! In my nightgown! Oh my innocence so easily symbolized by a garment! OH OH OH!”

But the new crop of New Skool gothic, which seems to be a saffron of a genre - not much of it, but when it’s good it’s damn pungent and heady - retains the classic elements of fear, castles, mysteries, and curses, but mixes in other familiar and more modern historical archetypes: wounded heroes blended nicely with the mysterious potentially monstrous gothic heroes, as well as heroines who can be both scared out of their wits and somewhat intelligent and intrepid at the same time. There might be a diaphanous nightgown or two, but I as a reader have an easier time respecting the petrified yet kickass woman beneath.

Castle of the Wolf is a wonderful new-skool Gothic romance that not only passed the “Take it out of my bag and read it when I’m NOT on the bus” test, but the “Read the whole damn book while Freebird is napping on a Saturday” test, which means it was some addictive prose indeed.

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WorkingfortheDevilbyLilithSaintcrow

by Candy Saturday, June 02, 2007 at 07:45 AM
Our Grade:
B-
Title: Working for the Devil
Author: Lilith Saintcrow
Publication Info: Warner Books 2006, ISBN: 0446616702
Genre: Science Fiction/Fantasy

Working for the Devil; or, The Hades Bunch

Here’s the story of girl named Dante
A necromance, she could talk to all the dead.
She was sent to school where she was beaten,
Which fucked her in the head.

Here’s the story of Jaf the demon
An assassin, he killed demons for his boss;
Then one day, the Egg, it came up missing
Which made the Devil cross.

Satan figured out the culprit was Santino--
Demon used to kill psionics just for fun.
Gave Dante Jaf to use as her familiar,
That’s the way they started on this bounty hunt.

A bounty hunt, a bounty hunt,
With some friends, Jaf and Dante on a hunt.

Protracted spoiler-filled discussion between Sarah and me below the fold, O Readers.

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Lucien’sFallbyBarbaraSamuel

by SB Sarah Monday, December 18, 2006 at 11:39 AM
Our Grade:
B+
Title: Lucien's Fall
Author: Barbara Samuel
Publication Info: HarperCollins 1995, ISBN: 0061083623
Genre: Historical: European

When I first wrote down my notes to review this book, I had downgraded it to a C- and mentally subtitled it, “A Review that Will Make Candy Stomp Her Foot at Me.” But since it was a Candy-recommended read, and because I know she enjoys a book that she can ruminate over for a good while, I figured I should let the plot simmer in the back of my mind for awhile and come back to it.

Sometimes, this is called “procrastination,” which is coincidentally my worst habit. Sometimes, it’s called “Sarah gets a lesson in reevaluating books” because after a week of thinking on it and writing down all the things that frustrated me, I realized that what bugged me was precisely what made the book good. And not “good” in the sense of, “Oh, it wasn’t so bad in comparison to some things I’ve read.” It was good in the sense that the author took risks and made real characters so that instead of villains that were cardboard and easily dismissed, I had secondary characters, fully-developed foils for the protagonists, and actions that were disruptive to the progress towards a happy ending, but that were driven by understandable motivation, not simple evil.  It was so good, in fact, that the grade was elevated after rumination to a B+. 

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