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SB Sarah Heads to Texas

by SB Sarah | November 08 | Sunday | 20 Comments

Have I mentioned that I really like Texas? I do, it’s true. They have the best beer in America there, and I say that having been raised in close proximity to Iron City, Yuengling, and Rolling Rock - so I know from crap beer. But more than just the Shiner… read more »

Bitches, Bosoms, and Mavis, Syndicated Across Australia

by SB Sarah | October 10 | Saturday | 16 Comments

Jane Sullivan, a syndicated newspaper columnist across Australia, has written a piece about romance fiction. Smart Bitches, Beyond Heaving Bosoms, and Mavis titled Romance fiction deserves respect. Hell, yeah, it does. And it sounds like Sullivan is a fan of the genre herself. o thank Eros for two Americans, Sarah… read more »

Candy at Wordstock Festival events on Saturday and Sunday

by Candy | October 07 | Wednesday | 14 Comments

Dear Internet: I miss you. So very, very much. I’ve started a half-dozen posts (Katiebabs, I’m still working on finishing the cri de coeur—though cri de singe fâché might be more accurate—that’s my review of Cry No More) and left them unfinished. I am shaking my tiny, tiny fist against… read more »

When Everything is Twilight, Even Your Bosoms

by SB Sarah | September 14 | Monday | 71 Comments

Twilight, you may have noticed, is everywhere, especially now that UK and US editions of Wuthering Heights have been rereleased. This is the UK version: And this is the US version: both, obviously capitalizing on the fact that this is Bella and Edward’s favorite book in the fictional Twilight universe.… read more »

So Many Books, Too Many Bosoms

by SB Sarah | August 01 | Saturday | 9 Comments

So didja know Toni Andrews has her own television show about books? True that. And this week, all over wooded parts of Connecticut, I’ve been her guest on “So Many Books.” We talk bosoms, kitten poop, books, and so many more books. Here’s Part I, with Parts II and III… read more »

Smart Bitches in People Magazine

by SB Sarah | July 24 | Friday | 180 Comments

Great day in the morning! We’re in People Magazine. While the article doesn’t appear to be on their website, in the 3 August issue, featuring a very messy-headed Robert Pattinson and “his messy love life” on the cover, on page 46, there’s BOSOMS! And a list of our very favorite… read more »

RWA Mini Recap

by SB Sarah | July 17 | Friday | 6 Comments

- Best Bitches Moment: Our Bootleg Booksigning yesterday raised, in one hour, over $600 for First Book. We had more beer than I knew what to do with, and a crowd of people were streaming in the door to buy a book, have it signed by both Candy and me,… read more »

Smart Bitches Bootleg Booksigning - with Beer!

by SB Sarah | July 13 | Monday | 23 Comments

Despite my best efforts, we were not permitted to sign Beyond Heaving Bosoms at the Literacy Signing on Wednesday Night at RWA national in DC. I am so incredibly bummed about that decision, not only because it would have been one of the few events that we would both attend… read more »

Desktop Illustration: Evolution of Hero

by SB Sarah | July 10 | Friday | 6 Comments

Jan Oda asked if she could get the Evolution of a Hero illustration from Beyond Heaving Bosoms as a desktop wallpaper. Behold! Ahoy! And also, WOOT! Artist Carol Main, who drew the original illustration, not only beefed that bad boy up for desktop wallpaper usage, but colored that mofo as… read more »

Romance Positive Press Hits USA Today

by SB Sarah | July 07 | Tuesday | 38 Comments

Deirdre Donahue of USA Today profiled romance novelists Eloisa James and Julia Quinn, and feature some random bloggers (us!) in an article about how smart women read and write romance. Oh holy crap, I can’t tell you how proud I am to be part of romance-positive coverage. Looking at the… read more »

Tres Bitches, Tres Sugar

by SB Sarah | June 20 | Saturday | 2 Comments

Candy and I did a whole series of interviews with TresSugar.com - and you can see the set online at the TresSugar site. From covers to euphemisms, we covered it all. Woo! read more »

Durham, Now with Extra More Bull

by SB Sarah | June 06 | Saturday | 7 Comments

First: will the party who informed the bugs that I am in the state please refer back to the Treaty of South Carolina 1993, wherein all bugs that (a) bite and that I am (b) allergic to (which is, for the record, ALL of them) agreed to leave me alone… read more »

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