I posted this last night on our Twitter feed, so if this is a repeat, forgive me. But here’s what’s making Candy and me very very happy Bitches this weekend:
The Smart Bitch Book needs a Smart Bitch Book Videomo*. And who better to make us wet our pants with laughter than the collective brilliance of The Bitchery?
*You’re probably asking yourself, “Self, what the fuck is a videomo?” Well, the answer, Self, is that it’s a pastiche of “video” and “promo.” Why not use the words Book + Trailer? Because “book trailer” is trademarked to Sheila Clover English, CEO of Circle of Seven Productions. So, Videomo it is. Sounds like Tony Romo, only not so much a Dallas Cowboy. And we doubt that any promo videos will date Jessica Simpson, though one never knows.
This is probably one of the bigger contests we’ve run, so get ready for a lot of explanation. The nutshell: you make a promo video about our book, upload it to YouTube and alert us to its presence. We collect all the entries on our channel, and showcase as many of them as possible as part of our Friday Video collections. A panel of Extremely Erudite, Intelligent, and Awesome people will select the winner, and the winner gets a holy shit huge prize package.
What’s a holy shit huge prize package? Behold:
Enough teasing. We’re ridiculously amused by our cover, and it’s about time we showed it to you, so, you ready?
It’s a work of art, a book cover… well, really it’s visual game we call Find the Hidden Phalli with your hosts, Sarah, Candy, and Touchstone/Fireside.
The cover of the Smart Bitch Book, Beyond Heaving Bosoms: The Smart Bitches’ Guide to Romance, due out 14 April 2009, isn’t at Amazon yet (sorry folks) so this (and our email inbox) is the only place you can find it, and a few other hidden images.
But wait, there’s more!
A website that reviews romance novels from a couple of smart bitches who will always give it to you straight. No bullshit. No gushing--unless the author really deserves it.
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Oh, I hope that was just a twitter typo.
Referring to the twitter news that Alex Deleon of The Cab just got a tattoo that reads “Symphony Solider”. Solider?
The phrase ‘In consistent with’ is nondescriptive; please replace with with either ‘Consistent with’ (if the prior results agree with your present findings) or ‘Inconsistent with’ (if the prior and present results do not agree).
In my…
The thought that “this wasn’t so bad” was the last thing to cross his mind before he fell asleep to the sound and feel of Sam’s breathing.
Geek that I am, I also find it an interesting parallel that he took over from Baker, the most popular Doctor to date at that point.
*shakes head at absolute geekery of that sentence*
