It’s time for Guess That Lonely Heart, a game from way-back-when, where I give you the plot of a romance in the disguise of a lonely heart ad, and you tell me the heroine’s name, the title of the book, and the author’s name. The first to correctly name all… read more »
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It’s been awhile but it’s time to welcome another member of the Smart Bitch Peerage into our midst. Brush off your best curtsey (ZOMG I typoed “breast curtsey” which is AWESOME) as we assemble for coronation! Amanda, for being the first to recognize Jude from Jewels of the Sun by… read more »
Let’s take a trip with the Wayback Machine with an original feature of this here website: Guess That Lonely Heart! Below, a lonely heart ad based on a romance novel. First person in the comment to give the title, author AND heroine name wins! Frustrated tightly wound writer of fairy… read more »
It’s been awhile since I’ve had more than 10 minutes at my computer, alongside my sexy postage scale and my box o’prizes (which, for the record) the cats desperately try to sleep in, but I refuse to allow them to do so. They are miffed). First, a coronation! After consulting… read more »
I am stunned that there is yet an unsolved Guess That Lonely Heart. Stunned, I tell you. And so proud of myself, but that is not important here. What is important, is that this book be recognized! And the person who identifies it gets titles and prizes! So! I post… read more »
You know the drill: first person to add up author name + heroine’s name + title of book will win a snappy fresh and guaranteed unsullied Smart Bitch Titleâ„¢. Seagull loving real estate maven seeks political cartoonist to inspire me to find confidence in myself, and perhaps also the long-nosed… read more »
We have two titles to give out today, one that is long overdue. To Sula, who identified in one shot the correct answer to the Help a Bitch Out Regency Time Travel - With Boobies. Well played, Sula! Kneel, and receive your Smart Bitch Titleâ„¢. And to Diane, who correctly… read more »
OK - it’s late here on the east coast but it’s Lonely Heart time. Name the heroine, the book’s title, and the author’s name, and you get Le Smart Bitche Title. Young advertising hotshot, home in Ohio for the holidays, seeks man from way back to sweep my off my… read more »
Holy fucking shit! I think I’ve broken all records with the lateness of my coronation for Molly, who provided the correct answer for the last Personal Ad contest we ran about a month ago. Molly! Sorry this is late. Kneel, and be ye not alarmed by the pot of warm… read more »
That’s right, kids, for this personal ad contest, we’re running a special Jailbait edition—heroine’s only 18, and no, it’s not a historical romance or an old-sk00l Harlequin Romance. First person to correctly shout out the heroine’s name, title and author will receive the rare and fabulous prize of one (1)… read more »
A few days delayed (my apologies) but no less of importance - a Smart Bitch Coronation. Congratulations to Bettie, who correctly guessed last week’s Guess That Lonely Heart - it was indeed Jasmine Parks from Jennifer Rardin’s Another One Bites the Dust. Kneel, Bettie, and arise a member of the… read more »
Late breaking lonely heart - woo! You know the drill - first one with the name of the heroine, the title of the book, and the name of the author wins Smart Bitch Titleâ„¢. It’s been awhile since I’ve used mine, so consider this a command from the Duchess of… read more »