Stephen tagged me almost a week ago with this meme, but I just didn’t get around to it until now. Ooops.
Three screen names that you’ve had: misshepeshu, pillsbury doughgirl, zehitrer
Three things you like about yourself: My knockers (I have a very nice set, if I do say so myself), my evil sense of humor, the good care I take of my cats
Three things you don’t like about yourself: the fleabite scars on my legs (GODDAMN BASTARD FLEAS RAR), the size of my ass, my tendency to be a whiny-ass beyotch
Three parts of your heritage: Passive-aggressiveness from me ma, a tendency towards corpulence from dad’s side of the family, and cancer, heart disease and diabetes from both, whee!
Three things that scare you: The idea that Intelligent Design may actually be taught as a scientific theory in schools, reanimated dead people (I thought Resident Evil was scary, which is a sad reflection of the extent of my paranoia), being eaten alive
Three of your everyday essentials: My morning yogurt, purrs from ze kitties, checking the comments on this blog
Three things you are wearing right now: A V-neck sweater with bright blue, pink, yellow and white stripes; a tan wool skirt; beat-up brown clogs. I am a FASHION MAVEN.
Three of your favorite songs: This list changes from day to day, but for right now: Nada Surf’s version of “Au Fond du Rêve Doré,” “One” by Three Dog Night, “Space Oddity” by David Bowie (this song gives me chills no matter how many times I listen to it)
Three things you want in a relationship: fidelity, good sex, being similar in the ways that really count
Two truths and a lie: I’ve eaten head cheese and loved it, I’ve eaten pig’s feet and loved it, I’ve eaten pig’s ears and loved it
Three things you can’t live without: food, music and books
Three places you want to go on vacation: Marseilles, to visit my friend Edouard; St. Croix, to visit my friend Jen; and some place in rural England (Sussex? Why can’t I remember? Grrr) to visit my friend Katie
Three things you just can’t do: Whistle properly, laugh softly, arm wrestle worth a damn
Three kids names: Jablocks, Larksong, LaMonJello. These are all names that have been inflicted on real kids. Poor mites.
Three things you want to do before you die: See the pyramids, make an assload of money doing something I love, adopt more cats
Three celeb crushes: Matthew Caws, Beck, Jonathan Togo
Three of your favorite musicians: Again, this changes from day to day, but high on the list right now are The Shins, Nada Surf and Franz Ferdinand
Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to you: Slimness, a sweet face, deft hands
Three of your favorite hobbies: Reading, making insane messes in the kitchen, fucking around on the Internet
Three things you really want to do badly right now: Finish that chapter of my Stupid-Ass Serial Story (SASS), have an orgasm, take a nap
Three careers you’re considering/you’ve considered: Writer, English professor, veterinarian
Three ways that you are stereotypically a boy: I laugh at fart jokes; if you ever see me looking off thoughtfully into the distance, odds are high that I’m not pondering the meaning of life so much as imagining some filthy, dirty, wrong sex; I really couldn’t care less about girly matters like make-up and haircare--I don’t even own a hair dryer
Three ways that you are stereotypically a girl: I love romance novels, I have a passion for girly clothing and shoes, I love to cook
Three people that I would like to see post this meme: SB Sarah once she gets back, Bam and Meljean. Bwahaha.
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