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April Fools!
not to mention: frightening…..
Haaaah!
FTW!
This has totally made my day!! I laughed so hard!
Does this mean we get more lawyers as well as more bang for the buck?
It was a mashup that was meant to be. Well done Bitches [and J(h)a(y)nes]!
Hahaaaa!
Very good. I was checking from early this am to see what ya’ll had planned. 😀
I’ve got a bunch of people stirred up over on my blo(h)g too.
It’s very difficult to sign my new name on all these legal documents that make me a member of the DAMN empire, AND make me a bonafide attorney as well. Who knew you could get your JD online?
*snigger* Phido !
Of all things that made me laugh the most.
Holy shit guys, I nearly had a heart attack. I didn’t even read anything, my eyes just jittered across the screen, as I thought, “Wtf who stole their domain? Where’s the PINK? Did I get the URL wrong? JANDY?”
*whew*
That was evil. 😛
Love it! Thanks for the laugh today.
Ah, April Fools. SB jokes, NASA running win 3.1, Sarkozy designing for Marks and Spencer, Heathrow returning luggage…
But hilarious! Fuckin’ vampire elephants and were duck rape FTW!
Oh Cat, I snorted at the Heathrow comment. Boy, if there’s one thing I hate about travelling to England…
“Wh-Wha? Did I click on the wrong. . . wait. . . Dammit!”
🙂
Ah, yes, April Fool’s…you bitches never disappoint.
The Were-Duck heading had me thinking of…was it Nickelodeon’s character?…Duckula – oh wait, I think that was a vampire duck.
Holy duck corkscrew penises batman! There’s a whole ‘nother sub-category just waiting to happen!
Dammit. I really wanted to read about Butch, Vishous, and vampire elephants.
I’m kinda not kidding about Butch and Vishous…
Bwahahahahahaaa!
you guys are killing me!!!!
ty very much…I think my coffee just fried my keyboard
This is nearly as frightening as the fact that the kids dyed my white standard poodle blue today.
woof.
They also toilet papered me into my bedroom. I sent them dogfood for a snack as school today. Revenge is sweet.
woof.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I love the “logic” behind the launch of the wereduck line.
(Also, I would up with the khreative spellling and read the J.R. Ward books if she actually did have Vishous and Butch hook up. FYI.)
Hilarious. I wish, though, DA was absorbed by SB since I broke DA last night.
Just curious, though, how much does the online JD cost?
That was hilarious – especially the JR Ward review. I loooove Phido and his race of beta vampire-dogs…
Dude, I wanted to read the 30 comments about wereduck weiners! But instead I just got redirected HERE. *sigh*
🙂
Dear Bitches FTW!
Happy April!!
got the strangest email in my inbox today…
“Quack, quack! Quackety quack for a small fee quackety quack POD quack quack! Quack quackety quack you get to keep the copyright! Quack quack quack.”
hmm… methinks there is a new publisher on the market that may prove to be competition for the new line!
totally faboo – I’m dying here!!
well done!
May I steal these for use on my kids? Might not be quite fair, though, since they haven’t done anything to me.
Ah, who cares. I’ll do it anyway.
You had me at ‘were-duck’. :>
LOL!
Thanks for the laughs—what a great morning pick-me-up!
Okay, I had to go back and read. How bad am I to think that EC could put out anything were and erotic??
Thanks for the laughs!
*Gasp!* *Wheeze!*
I have the “Howard the Duck” movie/soundtrack running through my fucking head now. It’s going to be a day long earworm for crying out loud!
and here I was just expecting a “sarah’s knocked up again” april fools! LOL
you bitches exceed expectations yet again.
PHIDO?
gawd its too early to wheeze and laugh this hard.
I was sleeping in on my day off and woke up to this, lol. The problem was that I forgot it was April Fools Day….boy was I confused for a moment. Don’t laugh, I haven’t finished my coffee yet.
When I read about the DAMN merge, only one thought went through my head. “Damn the man, Save the Empire”…. thus followed immediately by “But it’s Rex Manning Day” and a multitude of other Empire Records quotes ;).
Again, remind me to finish coffee before coming on this site, lol.
I finally find a link to a posting about why Porcupine Furries get no love and it leads nowhere. What kind of April Fool’s Day Prank are you running?
You have gone too far!
I will throw you in my trunk…
*SNORFLE* *COUGH* *CHOKE*
*wipes up spilled coffee*
*dashes out to buy new keyboard*
*prepares bill for said new keyboard to be sent to Dear Bitches*
Ya’ll win. *hands intrawebs*
Oh if only. Hint hint to J R Ward!!
DAMMIT. Now I am trying to figure out the mechanics of elephantine vampirism. (Can they feed from 8 feet away, or do they have to carry you up to their molars, and how… DAMMIT.)
Nice one. No doubt some eager author is penning a wereduck fantasy as we speak.
It’s true about ducks, of course – they have penises, and drakes can be very violent. Cassowaries and swans have penises, too.
Remember Leda.
Dammit
I was all excited about Dear Bitches….
Holy Fother Muckers, bitches.
My brain twitched and latched onto the JR Ward entry which I blazed through and said Lover Saved, how the hell did I miss that ANNNNNDDDDDD then I remembered it was april 1…
got me
thanks for the laugh
Darlene, I think it’s more bang for the duck. What a great send up, SBs. Must go back and read more.