Guess That Lonely Heart!
Reviewed by SB Sarah on May 04, 2008
It’s been awhile since I’ve had more than 10 minutes at my computer, alongside my sexy postage scale and my box o’prizes (which, for the…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on March 28, 2008
I am stunned that there is yet an unsolved Guess That Lonely Heart. Stunned, I tell you. And so proud of myself, but that is…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on March 14, 2008
You know the drill: first person to add up author name + heroine’s name + title of book will win a snappy fresh and guaranteed…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on January 26, 2008
We have two titles to give out today, one that is long overdue. To Sula, who identified in one shot the correct answer to the…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on January 25, 2008
OK - it’s late here on the east coast but it’s Lonely Heart time. Name the heroine, the book’s title, and the author’s name, and…
Reviewed by Candy on November 30, 2007
Holy fucking shit! I think I’ve broken all records with the lateness of my coronation for Molly, who provided the correct answer for the last…
Reviewed by Candy on November 02, 2007
That’s right, kids, for this personal ad contest, we’re running a special Jailbait edition—heroine’s only 18, and no, it’s not a historical romance or an…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on October 23, 2007
A few days delayed (my apologies) but no less of importance - a Smart Bitch Coronation. Congratulations to Bettie, who correctly guessed last week’s Guess…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on October 19, 2007
Late breaking lonely heart - woo! You know the drill - first one with the name of the heroine, the title of the book, and…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on October 02, 2007
A few days late and possibly a dollar short, but hey, I am more than a little short on sleep and think that every day…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on September 28, 2007
Ahoy! First to offer the heroine’s name, author’s name, and title of the book in the comments receives - the Smart Bitch Title™. Into the…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on September 07, 2007
Congrats and felicitations to Holly! She has correctly guessed this week’s Lonely Heart - Jude Frances Murray from Nora Roberts’ Jewels of the Sun. Kneel,…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on September 07, 2007
You ready? It’s that time again - Friday contests, and Friday videos, too. Gotta love the start of the weekend. You know the drill -…
Reviewed by Candy on August 18, 2007
Charis correctly guessed the answer to the Personal Ad Contest a couple of weeks ago, and lordy lord I’m finally remembering to post her prize.…
Reviewed by Candy on August 03, 2007
Hey kids, Once again, it’s time to play one of our sporadically-run Personal Ad Contests, wherein the first person to correctly guess the title of…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on July 20, 2007
Hoorah! It is once again time for pomp, pageantry, and pompous whispering about who is wearing what - it’s another coronation ceremony! Becky has correctly…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on July 20, 2007
It’s Friday, it’s the end of the working week, and therefore it’s time for someone to start the weekend off right: with a brand spanky…
Reviewed by Candy on July 09, 2007
Kate was the first to guess all the required information for our last Personal Ad Contest, and you know what that means… No, no, leave…
Reviewed by Candy on June 29, 2007
Yadda yadda yadda IT’S FRIDAY and it just so happens that my steel sieve of a mind is not quite as sieve-y as normal, so…
Reviewed by Candy on June 19, 2007
Congratulations, Tania, for correctly guessing the answer to last week’s Personal Ad contest. In honor of Gay Pride Month and the piratical theme of the…
Reviewed by Candy on June 15, 2007
Remember those? We used to have those regularly. And all that. In honor of the 164th Annual Plunderathon (anyone else going? I’m definitely going to…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on May 25, 2007
Congratulations to this week’s Guess That Lonely Heart winner Sarah Frantz who correctly guessed that our Lonely Heart was Zoey Redbird, from PC Cast and…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on May 25, 2007
It’s time for that bucket of Friday fun: you tell us the name of the character, the name of the author, and the title of…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on May 04, 2007
A wicked battle of Google and wits, and Elaine emerges the victor. It was indeed Heath Champion from Susan Elizabeth Phillips’ Match Me If You…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on May 04, 2007
It’s Friday Friday Friday, with bonus Personal Ads! You know the deal: give me the hero’s name for this one, plus the author and the…
Reviewed by Candy on April 24, 2007
Stephanie was the winner for our last Personal Ad contest, and you know what this means, bitches: Another inductee into the Aristocratic Bitchery. Kneel, Stephanie,…
Reviewed by Candy on April 13, 2007
It’s been a while, kids, but here’s another one of those personal ad contest things. Woo, and also: hoo. Be the first to correctly guess…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on March 22, 2007
Congratulations to Jennie, who correctly guessed my Lonely Heart from last week! It was indeed Kyra from Jaid Black’s The Empress’ New Clothes. Kneel, Jennie,…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on March 16, 2007
What what? Not in the butt! Sarah remembered to do an ad for Friday Lonely Hearts. Srsly, looketh ye for the star in the east,…
Reviewed by Candy on March 06, 2007
We now welcome SusanW to the ranks of the Smart Bitch aristocracy for getting the answer to the last personal ad contest correct. Susan, I’m…
Reviewed by Candy on February 23, 2007
Amy E. recently reminded me that I hadn’t posted the Personal Ad Contest yet. So here it comes! The usual rules apply: Title of book…
Reviewed by Candy on February 12, 2007
This is a measure of how out-of-it I’ve been lately: I completely forgot that I never actually posted MaryKate’s title after she won the last…
Reviewed by Candy on February 02, 2007
Just when you thought we’d forgotten that we have a semi-regular contest on Fridays, here comes another one! ‘Cause we like to keep you on…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on January 13, 2007
Happy happy joy joy, happy happy joy to Kat for correctly guessing this week’s Lonely Heart: Torrie Masters from C.J. Barry’s Unmasked. Kneel while I…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on January 12, 2007
You know the drill - name, author, and heroine’s name? Fine Smart Bitch Title™ will be yours! Once upon a time, they lived happily ever…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on December 29, 2006
Congratulations to Helen for correctly guessing the answer to the year’s final Guess That Lonely Heart challenge. Kneel and accept your prize!
Reviewed by Candy on December 29, 2006
OK, chiclets: last chance of the year to be inducted in the Smart Bitch Aristocracy. From here on out, it’ll be Class of ‘07, and…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on December 08, 2006
Felicitations to Emily, who correctly guessed today’s Lonely Heart, Susannah Faulconer, from Susan Elizabeth Phillips’ Hot Shot. Kneel, Emily, and arise a member of the…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on December 08, 2006
It’s that time again - give us the heroine’s name, book title, and author’s name, and we’ll give YOU a million dollars a Super Fine…
Reviewed by Candy on November 29, 2006
Apologies to Susan for taking so damn long to get her her prize from the the truly epic personal ad contest we ran last week.…
Reviewed by Candy on November 17, 2006
Yes yes, once again, ‘tis time for another Personal Ad contest, whereby the first commenter to guess the correct answers to the book title, author’s…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on October 27, 2006
Felicitations to Catriona, who correctly identified this week’s Lonely Heart as Jennifer Merrick, from Judith McNaught’s A Kingdom of Dreams. Well done! Kneel, and arise…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on October 27, 2006
You know what to do: title, author and heroine’s name? Smart Bitch Title™! We are Sworn Enemies! Got That? Feisty Scottish lass seeks wolfish English…
Reviewed by Candy on October 20, 2006
I finally, finally have a title for Jami, the winner of last week’s Personal Ad contest. Apologies for the delay, Jami, and I hope the…
Reviewed by Candy on October 13, 2006
Woohoo, another Friday, another personal ad. You regulars know what I’m talking about. Heroine’s name + title + author’s name = INSTANT FAME AND AN…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on October 06, 2006
Congratulations to Elle who guessed today’s Lonely Heart: it was indeed Fabienne Craigmont from Janet Mullany’s Dedication. Well done! Kneel to receive your Smart Bitch…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on October 06, 2006
Let’s try this again! Big Mis? Bring It On! Fine French patroness of the arts enjoying a life on the fringe of society seeks the…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on October 06, 2006
Aye, it is a Friday, lass, and it’s time for the contest - give me an author, a title, and a heroine name, and I’ll…
Reviewed by Candy on September 22, 2006
I blame complete lack of sleep on this, but Karen! Yo! Sorry for the delay in your coronation! Karen totally got the answer right to…
Reviewed by Candy on September 15, 2006
Apologies for forgetting about the Lonely Heart contest last week, my leeetle bunnies. But I’m back, now—somehow managed to wrangle my brain back from its…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on September 01, 2006
Congratulations to Sleeky who correctly guessed the Lonely Heart: Diana, Countess Arradale from Jo Beverly’s Devilish. Kneel, Sleeky, and arise with your Smart Bitch Title!
Reviewed by SB Sarah on September 01, 2006
Independent, determined Countess seeks to guard my holdings against royal machinations, plots against my life, and the romantic onslaught of a royal family and personal…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on August 16, 2006
Tara Marie, I bet you’ve been on the edge of your seat waiting for your Smart Bitch Title. Well, your wait is over. For correctly…
Reviewed by Candy on August 11, 2006
Whoops, almost forgot to post a personal ad contest today. Hanyway, you know the Recipe to Awesomeness: Title + Author + Heroine’s Name = Smart…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on July 29, 2006
Congratulations to Bookseller Chick, who correctly identified this week’s Guess That Lonely Heart - Tyler Stewart, from current RWA President Gayle Wilson’s The Bride’s Protector.…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on July 28, 2006
You know the drill - heroine’s name, title and author yields Smart Bitch Title. Hide me, hide me! Running-for-my-life bride seeks special-ops man to sweep…
Reviewed by Candy on July 21, 2006
That’s right kittens: Better late than never! Here’s another chance for you to win one of our Totally Freaking Awesome aristocratic titles. Author’s Name +…
Reviewed by Candy on July 10, 2006
Yayfor Victoria, for she is the Smart Bitch who hath provided the correct answers to last Friday’s Personal Ad contest. In return, we dub thee,…
Reviewed by Candy on July 07, 2006
OK, kittens, it’s Friday. Already. Almost feels like I got to work on Wednesd…oh right. HA. Anyway, the usual equation applies: Author’s Name + Book…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on June 30, 2006
Congrats to Sam, who saw through my “Forget the wayback machine, let’s try the recently-published machine” attempts - and guessed correctly that this week’s Lonely…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on June 30, 2006
You know the drill - author, title, heroine’s name, and Le Smarte Bitche Title™ is yours! Blonde curly haired signorina from a large and loving…
Reviewed by Candy on June 20, 2006
Woohoo, finally, the coronation ceremony for Sandy, for guessing the correct answers to last Friday’s personal ad contest. Kneel, Sandy, and I hope you’re not…
Reviewed by Candy on June 16, 2006
Right, so much for my Dennis-Hopper-in-Blue-Velvet impression. So sorry today’s personal ad is late, but better late than never. You know the drill: title +…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on June 09, 2006
Bloody good job, Loretta! The answer was indeed Ms. Jones from Helen Fielding’s Bridget Jones’ Diary.
For your fine efforts, kneel, and arise:
Reviewed by SB Sarah on June 09, 2006
You know the deal - author, title, and heroine’s name, and we hook you up with some fine pixel pleasure. Everything Old is New Again…
Reviewed by Candy on June 05, 2006
Woohoo, Charity got the answer right for the latest personal ad challenge. Please kneel, Charity, for we Smart Bitches dub thee: Go forth and do…
Reviewed by Candy on June 02, 2006
All right, my frisky little kittens! It’s Friday, and you know that this means war another chance to win yourself a SWEET-ASS Smart Bitch aristocratic…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on May 28, 2006
For correctly guessing this week’s contest, I
Reviewed by SB Sarah on May 26, 2006
You know the drill: Author, Title, Heroine Title = Smart Bitch Title™! Cause it’s time, it’s time in time with your time Innocent, and we…
Reviewed by Candy on May 16, 2006
Egad, I’ve been horribly remiss and completely forgot to hold Ceilidh’s coronation ceremony. At any rate, please kneel, then stand proudly in your new title,…
Reviewed by Candy on May 12, 2006
...but it’s also the day you have an opportunity to win yourself one of our highly coveted Smart Bitch aristocratic titles. Woo hoo! Just read…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on May 06, 2006
Rejoice, the powerful Luck of the Sara(h) is still among us - Lani has won this week’s Guess that Lonely Heart! The answer was indeed…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on May 05, 2006
Give me the heroine’s name, the title, and the author’s name, and we’ll give you a BRAND NEW CAR! a gorgeous, tax-free Smart Bitch Title™.…
Reviewed by Candy on April 30, 2006
Many congratulations to Miss Kitty for correctly guessing Friday’s Guess That Lonely Heart. Miss Kitty, please kneel (yes, this part is absolutely necessary), for we…
Reviewed by Candy on April 28, 2006
All right, kidlets, it’s Friday, and you know what that means! No, no, put that tub of lube away, or at least save it for…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on April 22, 2006
Hooray for Shayera! She hath correctly guessed that our Lonely Heart was Eric Bromleigh, Earl of Farrington (hey - is “Eric” an historically accurate name…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on April 21, 2006
I was just in my office going through my keeper shelf, looking for a book to choose, and Hubby came up behind me and said,…
Reviewed by Candy on April 16, 2006
Yet ANOTHER Sara guessed the correct answer to Friday’s Personal Ad Contest. Congratulations, Sara! At this rate, all Saras in North America can proudly sport…
Reviewed by Candy on April 14, 2006
Iiiiit’s Friday! So: Guess title, author, heroine’s name, and Smart Bitch title may be yours And as I fall I feel myself relax Spunky aristocratic…
Reviewed by Candy on April 07, 2006
Sara proved her mettle by correctly guessing the answer to this week’s personal ad contest, and as a consequence, has been found worthy of bearing…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on April 07, 2006
Title, author, and heroine’s name? Oh, goody! a Smart Bitch title™! It’s not quite a romance, but it’s close. Single psychic barmaid seeks pale, thin,…
Reviewed by Candy on April 02, 2006
Between a couple of birthdays this weekend and the ancient Sumerian god Mantitte hijacking the computer, I forgot about the coronation ceremony for our latest…
Reviewed by Candy on March 31, 2006
And here comes your weekly chance to be inducted into the Supremely ‘Sclusive Smart Bitch Peerage. Guess the correct title, author and heroine’s name (don’t…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on March 24, 2006
Flattery will get you far, but correct answers to our Guess that Lonely Heart will win you a Smart Bitch Title™! The answer to this…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on March 24, 2006
Give me the author name, the title, and the character name, and guess what you’ll get! No, really, guess! Business-savvy widow, hiding out in the…
Reviewed by Candy on March 19, 2006
Many apologies for the delay in this coronation—a combination of flakiness and a busy weekend do not a prompt Bitch make. Many congratulations to Deb…
Reviewed by Candy on March 17, 2006
‘Tis Friday, and therefore, ‘tis personal ad challenge day. Today’s is going to be a bit different: I want the hero’s name, instead of the…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on March 03, 2006
Sound the alarm, especially if it’s a trumpet with a big banner hanging off the front, like a flag on an erection! The Library Diva…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on March 03, 2006
You know the routine: Author, Title, and Heroine’s Name to me, and Smart Bitch Title™ to you! Don’t Get Me Started on This One Lovely…
Reviewed by Candy on February 24, 2006
All hail Robin for correctly guessing the answer to this week’s Lonely Heart contest! Now, kneel, Robin (though I’d be wary of bending over, if…
Reviewed by Candy on February 24, 2006
Today’s personal ad contest is somewhat inspired by our recent amnesia romance synopsis contest. You know the score: The first person to give us the…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on February 17, 2006
Hear ye, hear ye. We, the Smart Bitches, hereby declare that henceforth, Megan Frampton is to be known as: And your ladyship, if you need…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on February 17, 2006
You all know the drill: heroine, title, author? yours: Smart Bitch Title! Flip my House, Baby, Yeah! A hard man is very very good to…
Reviewed by Candy on February 10, 2006
Mandy Roth is the romance novel maven who successfully guessed the correct answer to today’s personal ad contest, and for that, she shall be soundly…
Reviewed by Candy on February 10, 2006
Hang on to your panties, because it’s Friday, which means ANOTHER personal ad challenge. Author + Title + Heroine’s name = AWESOME SMART BITCH TITLE…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on February 03, 2006
Congratulations to Sara K, who took all of 15 minutes to guess correctly that this week’s lonely heart was Emma Dunster, heroine of Julia Quinn’s…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on February 03, 2006
Smart Bitch Title for the first bitchery reader: Author! Title! Name! Oh, Tame me, my hero. Tame me! Feisty, clever colonial dame possessing of quite…
Reviewed by Candy on January 28, 2006
Whoa damn, I was a total space cadet last night and forgot to present the prize to P.Devi for correctly guessing the answer to this…
Reviewed by Candy on January 27, 2006
Personal ad time, kidlets! You know the score: Give us the correct title, author and heroine’s name (YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU FORGET THE…
Reviewed by SB Sarah on January 20, 2006
Oh, the nasturtium-scented simians, they dance with Harriet Klausner in patterned steps of joy, for EvilAuntiePeril hath won a Smart Bitche Title™. Kneel, EAP, and…
