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Everything I Need to Know: Curious Youngsters

by SB Sarah | June 13 | Wednesday | 77 Comments

It's been awhile, but I had a letter asking for advice this week, so welcome back to Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from Romance Novels. It's not a book - that'd be EIKAL, which is a book - but it is advice and suggestions for romance readers who write… read more »

Everything I Know About Love: Marriage Is What Brings us Together Today

by SB Sarah | August 29 | Monday | 58 Comments

Welcome to Everything I Know About Love, I Learned from Romance Novels, a column that pre-dates the upcoming book, but shares a title and the best of intentions: to demonstrate that many real-life problems can be examined with the strength and lessons of romance fiction. Today’s letter is about marriage.… read more »

Everything I Know About Love: Not That Kind of Secret Baby

by SB Sarah | August 02 | Tuesday | 50 Comments

Welcome to “Everything I Know About Love, I Learned from Romance Novels,” an advice column wherein folks write in with problems and I answer them with the wisdom gleaned from romance reading. Yup, this feature has the same title as the upcoming book - though this column came first. The… read more »

Your Opinions Please: Romance Reading and Real Life

by SB Sarah | November 09 | Tuesday | 95 Comments

I’m still at work on the in-progress “Everything I Know About Love, I Learned from Romance Novels,” and I wanted to again humbly ask for your help and your perspective. You are among the smartest folks I know, anyway, so how can I not come begging? (I am almost done… read more »

Your Opinion Please: The Ideal Romance Hero and Heroine Traits

by SB Sarah | October 26 | Tuesday | 145 Comments

I’m working on the new book-in-progress, “Everything I Know About Love, I Learned from Romance Novels,” and I wanted to humbly ask for your help and your perspective. I’m working on a chapter about the traits most commonly found in romance heroes and heroines (I’m also attempting to use the… read more »

Everything I Need to Know, I Learned From Romance Novels: Advice, Friendship and Listening

by SB Sarah | October 19 | Tuesday | 22 Comments

Dear Smart Bitch Sarah: I’ll go on and ‘fess up. I’m unlikely to be a lead character in a romance novel. I’m the friend who helps one of the main characters talk it out and see sense. But I need to check myself here. After all, I could be wrong.… read more »

Everything I Need to Know, I Learned From Romance Novels: Porn vs. Romance

by SB Sarah | October 07 | Thursday | 142 Comments

I recently discovered three advice email messages in the spam folder - which I feel really shitty about and I apologize. This letter came in mid-August, and while it’s been almost 2 months since it was sent, I wanted to answer it and discuss here because the romance/porn accusation is… read more »

Everything I Need to Know: Deciding What You Want

by SB Sarah | February 18 | Thursday | 22 Comments

We’re back with Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from Romance Novels, where, with ample romance backlist and as much objectivity as caffeine can provide, I give advice. Today’s letter: Hi: I am a long time lurker and I am in need of some advice. I have recently met… read more »

Happy Dance

by SB Sarah | February 17 | Wednesday | 54 Comments

I left my desk for an hour today, and came back to find Twitter had exploded with the news that Yes, I can has book deal. I’m going to be writing a book for Sourcebooks for early 2012 titled, “Everything I Need to Learn about Romance, I Learned from Romance… read more »

Everything I Need to Know: Revealing Weaknesses

by SB Sarah | November 19 | Thursday | 28 Comments

Time for “Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from Romance Novels,” where romance heroes and heroines demonstrate the way out of sticky situations. Dear Smart Bitch Sarah: I have a work problem, not a romance problem, but I’m wondering if you could give me some advice. I have a… read more »

Everything I Need to Know: High School Mystery Redux

by SB Sarah | November 05 | Thursday | 74 Comments

Time once again for “Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from Romance Novels,” where, with the power of enormous backlist, romance solves relationship problems. If you’d like advice, feel free to email me at sarahATsmartbitchestrashybooksDOTcom. I never reveal names or locations, so don’t worry. Your secret is safe with… read more »

Everything I Need To Know: Secret Romance

by SB Sarah | July 16 | Thursday | 49 Comments

Dear Smart Bitches, I’m hoping to get some “Everything I need to Know…” Advice. First, we should probably be looking to the contemporaries on this one. I am a 19 year old female, and a college student. I am very aware of my youth and ignorance which I’m sure is… read more »

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