Congratulations, XandraG! These were all so hilarious—totally made me snort (not very attractively, I might add).
Spamword: built75. If only all guys were at that age . . .
Oh, dear, oh, dear, I’m late too announce the winner of the Bejazzled and Beswimsuited title contest.
So, without sparkly ado, here are the honorable mentions:
Megs for Crotching Sparkle, Not-So-Hidden Wang.
Cara McKenna’s The German Sausage Merchant’s Shimmering Hairless Bride.
The Romantic Suspense genre could do with a influx of more titles like Andrea’s: Snatching Diamonds could have some outstanding sparkly cover imagery!
Bibiophile’s two entries: The Dick and the Diamond and Mining Mons Veneris.
Becky totally made me snort with Vajizzled.
But the completely over-the-edge, over-the-top, jewel-worthy winner: XandraG for The Bedazzlement of Duke Peepingdong.
Way to go, XandraG! .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) with your address and let me know your preferred bookstore so that you can claim yer winnings!
And a sparkly, turgid day to all of you!