Another Friday! Another personal ad contest! Be the first to guess the correct book, character name and author, receive your custom Smart Bitches title (Sarah came up with some doozies, let me tell you) and lord it over your obviously inferior title-less friends and enemies.
A KILLER COOK
SWF, excellent cook, looking for tall, dark, handsome and possibly insane aristocrat responsible for the deaths of my family in the Terror and my short stint as a prostitute. Could you be the one? If you are, do try the soup--it’s delicious.
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Hmm. A ROSE AT MIDNIGHT, Ghislaine de Lorgny, by Anne Stuart?
Fuck, fuck, fuck! It’s indeed A ROSE AT MIDNIGHT by Anne Stuart. Congrats, Cranky.
Oops. Sorry about swearing. Delete them please if you could.
Thank you,
Miss Competitive Cow
Are we not suppose to swear? sniff does that mean the sb’s will take away my membership card?
I really really really want to read this book. I can’t find it!
Fuckin’ A, you can swear! Sheeeeeyit, Maili, bring it on!
And as Candy didn’t share the answer to her magic mystery personal ad, I have no idea if you’re right- but she’ll be back from lunch soon to make the judgment. I sure as heck don’t know!
YAY! You are absolutely right, CW. Gilly from A Rose at Midnight it is. You’ll get your prize shortly.
And Maili: if swearing were frowned upon on this site, I would’ve had to impale myself on sharpened sticks by Feburary 7 of this year. So swear away.
However, I SHOULD impale myself on sharpened sticks for that egregious misspelling of “February.”
Fuckin’ A! Didn’t mean to thwart you or anything, Màili. Heh. Thanks, SBs!
Sybil, if I have an extra copy I’ll send it to you. Will go look for it as soon as I kill my deadline.
Hell. I think this is the first one I actually knew. Oh well.
Alyssa
Worry not. There shall be others. Next week I write it, and my longest-without-a-win in the personal ad contest is last week with a solid 90 minutes. So stay tuned!
This is where I admit to another example of my odd romance upbringing. I’ve never read Anne Stuart. Not once. Nope.
OMG
really? CW you rock the bestest. Email me and I will see if I have something you want and we can trade.
wwwhhhheeeeeeee I so want this book!
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