Queens, Princesses, Duchesses, Marchionesses, Countesses, Viscountesses and Baronesses, and members of the Court of Bitchery, We have a Winner in the haiku contest!
In a stunning and slightly amusing tie, PC Cast and her Phabulous Daughter have won the haiku contest, garnering equal numbers of votes for their haikus, number #4 and #5:
Ode to Mantittyfruit
4.
Succulent, firm flesh
Manfruit waiting to be plucked
Nipple dew…so sweet
5.
Hair on man titties?
Nay! (gasp) Abomination!
My Dear Sweet Lord – WAX.
So without further ado, we hereby crown PC Cast and her daughter:
We also had a number of honorable mention votes for E. D’Trix’s #11 and #12, so congratulations on fine efforts as well. We seem to all be suckers for anything that makes the baby Jesus cry.
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Ivana Turgidevna, the Countess Slutskyev, would like to congratulate the two new Duchesses Baldenmonte. With all those magnificent entries, I am thrilled with an honorable mention.
A bit jealous, but since I have been an avid fan of Ms. Cast since the original Trade paperback of Goddess by Mistake (A frequent staff recommendation for me when I worked at Barnes and Noble), I will stifle the envy and simply say congratulations you magnificent bitches!
Ohmydearsweetlord! We are THRILLED BEYOND BELIEF. Weak with excitment. Forsooth! We think we might swoon! The competition was fierce - the talent knee-weakening. (Countess Slutskyev, the weaping baby Jesus was a personal fav of ours.)
Thank you thank you all who voted. We were, indeed, blessed by the abundant man-titty muse. Not to mention it was a truly moving mother/daughter bonding experience. Quality and quantity all in one evening of giggles and syllable counting.
(And now we’re waving like the Queen Mum)
Adoringly,
The Duchesses Baldenmonte
Congratulations to the Duchesses from this humble peon.
Congratulations! The poems were great.
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