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Just realized I misread Austrian as Australian. *smacks head*
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by Candy • Wednesday, February 28, 2007 at 10:08 AM
So we Bitches have tallied the votes for the Very Verbal Vaggy contest, and the winner is...none other than MaryJanice motherfucking Davidson’s entry, i.e., entry number 1! Your vulva is victorious, your vagina indeed valorous, your hoo-ha the most hilarious yet heroic. Let your labia’s laments be lauded throughout the land!
All righty, then. Awful alliteration aside: cuntastic congratulations, MaryJanice. Your verbose vagina pulled ahead (ha, now THAT’s an interesting mental picture) of the others by a slim but decided margin. Expect a $25 gift certificate to Babeland in the next couple of days.
To all our other contestants: Thanks for entering. And withdrawing slightly. And entering again. And withdrawing again. And many thanks to all of you who voted.
Which one did she write?
Yeah, twats look remarkably the same (something I learned during my brief stint working in the gyn’s office) and we can’t pick MJD’s coochie from the crowd. Help us out, bitches!
Whoops! Have corrected the omission. Thanks for pointing it out, yo.
i think my vagina said congrats to maryjanice but i quit listening to that twat soon after marrying my first husband.
i saw the Vagina Monologues the other day at my school. one of the skits is “if your vagina could talk, what would it say?” and it made me think of this contest and specifically this entry...which i am SOOO happy won! it was totally amazing.
Wow! I’m amazed I won; I thought the other entries were super cool. I’m an insomniac, and I was surfing the web in the wee hours and saw the contest, and just dashed off an entry. Great fun! Which I promptly forgot about. So I was pretty startled to find out my talkative twat had triumphed. Heh.
Thanks for all the good will, not to mention the votes!
02.28.07 at 10:42 AM |