The votes have been tallied, and the winner of our Another Chance to be a Bitch™ contest is.... (Fabio steps up to timpanum and starts vigorous drumroll, man-hooters jiggling hypnotically)
Selah March, for entry number 8! A truly magnificient two-faced piece of writing, and in these here parts, we heartily approve of the phrase “sucks ass” wherever it may be found (unless used in relation to us).
Other contestants who gave Selah a real run for the money include Alison S for entry number 2 (the romp with Caligula’s stallion and slaves speaking Ebonics apparently brought a tear to many an eye), and Bonnie for entry number 11 (people had a hard time resisting The Swollen Stallion, which warms the cockles of my heart while simulatenously terrfying them).
So congratulations to Selah, and many, many thanks to everyone who participated and voted. Without y’all, this site wouldn’t be nearly as fun. Selah, you will be e-mailed soon with details on Guest Bitchery. And! We Smarty Bitchypoos now dub thee:
And and AND! Please pick three books from the following list, and e-mail your choices and mailing address to .
Where’s My Hero?, an anthology featuring Julia Quinn, Lisa Kleypas and Kinley MacGregor
Only in My Dreams by Eve Byron (cracks in spine, pages yellowed, edgewear)
The Gentleman Caller by Megan Chance
The Perfect Scandal by Kit Garland
In My Dreams by Monica Jackson
Duchess in Love by Eloisa James
The Naked Duke by Sally MacKenzie
The Rake and the Reformer by Mary Jo Putney (pretty beat up--lots of creases everywhere)
One Man’s Love (Book 1 of the Highland Lords) by Karen Ranney
When the Laird Returns (Book 2 of the Highland Lords) by Karen Ranney
The Irresistible MacRae (Book 3 of the Highland Lords) by Karen Ranney
To Love a Scottish Lord (Book 4 of the Highland Lords) by Karen Ranney
Single, Sexy… and Sold! by Vicki Lewis Thompson, Harlequin Temptation 721
Again, congrats to Selah and to all the rest who participated: remember, it’s not whether you win or lose, it’s whether you had fun being a bitch.
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Wow! You could knock me over with a Swollen Stallion. When I read the other entries, I was sure I didn’t have a chance.
The Comtessa Eatonstaffe sends her most sincere thanks and appreciation for the honor you’ve bestowed upon her.
Thanks, bitches!
Congrats! I had a good snicker over all of them myself, then told my buds about them.
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