Congratulations to June for being the first to guess correctly today’s Guess that Lonely Heart
The Smart Bitches hereby dub thee:
And remember, if it’s nae Scottish, it’s CRAAAAAP!
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It’s beautiful. How hard will it be to get all of my friends to call me “Countess”?
Probably not nearly as hard as it is to say Corne-Hollington with a straight face!
Thus spake Countess Slutskyev. Well, I guess she would know, hee hee.
I worked long and hard perfecting the haughty look I give when pronouncing my title(which I have named the ‘blue-slut’)!
I have no doubt that Countess Corne-Hollington will do the same…
Duchess Cuntington says: I don’t get so much of a giggle but I do get a rather pointed pause between words. It’s a shame really. Old family name and all that.
Argh, realized my statement was poorly phrased. (Where IS my editor, LOL.) Meant that the haughty look was entitled the ‘blue-slut’, of course. I would never tamper with the sanctity (tity, huh-huh) of my SB title.
The proud Countess Slutskyev
What I want to know is where you two come up with these names? Do you keep a list? Each one makes me laugh even harder.
Not to mention this O-face images. Problem with these are with the reduction in clinch covers, you gals are going to have to learn how to Photoshop your own when the supply runs out. Not that this will happen any time this decade, of course…
Thus spake Countess Slutskyev
I like this as a book title. Very evocative.
What I want to know is where you two come up with these names?
From the blackest recesses of our souls.
Beavis and Butthead are also great inspirations. As are the hideous covers we stare at once a week.
Problem with these are with the reduction in clinch covers, you gals are going to have to learn how to Photoshop your own when the supply runs out.
E-book covers are going to keep us well stocked once we’ve mined all the old Johanna Lindsey covers for all they’re worth....
I like this as a book title. Very evocative.
Could be a philosophical treatise on how virginity is dead, I s’pose.
Best O-face yet, this one.
I’m sorry. I just can’t get over that that woman in the photo is the splitting image of English actress Joanna Lumley.
[She of ‘The New Avengers’, ‘Sapphire & Steel’, and ‘Absolutely Fabulous’ fame]
[A gold star to anyone who do remember Sapphire & Steel.]
A website that reviews romance novels from a couple of smart bitches who will always give it to you straight. No bullshit. No gushing--unless the author really deserves it.
Am I the only one who REMEMBERS “Murphy Brown?”
I loved that show, Silver, and my hair proves I was around to watch every new episode. Don’t let these youngsters get to you. :)
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I feel like I should be dabbing away a line of dribble from the side of his mouth in that first picture, bad artist! *newspaper smack* I read and loved all the books, but this movie makes me cringe baaaad. …
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I’m with Lyvvie about the Love’s Baby Soft ad: that was seriously creepy in a someone-call-DCFS-right-now way. OTOH, I really enjoyed the hypothetical letters from Edward to Sarah. What a hoot.
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Sarah, at least it’s not like an orange on a toothpick, but I’m sure you’d be able to dig some of those covers up, too.
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I remember my mom watching Murphy Brown. *g*
*ducks whatever Silver throws*
*throws a feather pillow at Lorelie* Hey, I’m older than dirt and I EARNED every one of these silver hairs on my…
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