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see, this is why I can’t stay home from work for a day…

I put in your name Sara, and that you liked bird watching… he said that “sounds like fun” ... and that you lived in Alaska ... I did not put in a phone number because I already feel like I’m back a couple decades and my mom will be home to find out I spent the day doing pranks on the phone.

And, why is he swaying?
back and forth.
back and forth.
whoa.

oh. my.

My husband should be getting a call from Fabio any minute now, asking if he’d mind taking Fabio’s temperature, since he’s a nurse (he’s so not) and Fabio always gets a little warm around him.

I think he’ll especially love, at the end, where Fabio says they might have a romantic dinner together sometime.

LOL!  I love this!
I put in my name, and he said he was sorry, he couldn’t pronounce it.  I put it in again and he still couldn’t pronounce it and wanted a nickname like “Fab”.  Hahahahah.  How hard is it to pronounce “kim”?

Still, I think it’s fun!

He couldn’t do my name (Esri), even when I spelled it phonetically.

Fabio: I’m sorry, but I still can’t pronounce that. Do you have a nickname? For example, my close friends call me Fab.

Hahahahaha - can’t wait to hear what my BFF thinks of her Fabio call :)

I’m terrified by this.

Oh man, this is hilarious. Esp. since he is at RT next week.

I can’t stop laughing.

I can’t say my name either.

My sister may never speak to me again but it was soooo worth it.

Thanks. I have a friend that is going to Loove this.  But I still haven’t come close to getting her back for the freebie “personal massage device” she signed me up for, and sent to my work address because she “couldn’t remember”, my home address.

My 16 yr old godson should get some great mileage out of this one this week.

And the rocking back and forth thing...I found myself slightly mesmerized, kept waiting for some jack-in-the-box like surprise to jump out.

But where would the “jack” bust out of?

...On second thought, don’t answer that.

Put in “Arts and Entertainment” for job, and you can listen to him start some Elizabeth Barrett Browning. Ha!

Is it just me or should he say “I slay me!” after “I’m always in a state of euphoria!”? 

The swaying reminded me of those birds… cockatoos? Or perhaps it is a type of hypnosis? “You will buy I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter. You will buy...”

So many people will be getting strange “fone” calls.

I’m with Courteney.

It kind of creeps me out. If he doesn’t speak, I’m okay - he makes really nice wallpaper.

However, I did send a message to a friend of mine.

;)

Okay. Now I’ve sent it to two people, one of them a male friend of mine and I am laughing.

It’s funny.

I’ve gotta hand it to the not-butter people, their robo-call action is pretty good.

LOL!

:-0

This is SO wrong- I’ve sent eight of them so far-

That...is amazing. I am ashamed to admit that I found the way he said my name oddly hot. I wonder how confused my mom would be if I sent her this?

He can’t say my name, or my mom’s, or my sister’s ... but he has no problem with my husband’s and my brother’s.  Hmmmmmmmmm.

Oh… oh dear.

*looks at phone*
I’m afraid the temptation? It might be too much…