We have two winners in our Caption That Cover contest, one a come-out-of-nowhere (well, from our inbox) stealth winner that cracked us up so hard, it’s not even measurable.
Eve Savage sent us a sound effect. Seriously. She couldn’t figure out how to spell it, but dude, it was perfection. Candy called it “blergh-tastic” and she’s right. Jane thought it was spiffy as well.
Right click and save to give a listen!
So from the “Ouch I laughed too hard” department, Eve Savage wins for auditory submission of what sound that man’s nipple would make. Eve, congratulations, and enjoy your $20 gift certificate from Amazon and Powells.
And on to the commented entries! The winner of a $20 gift certificate and a copy of Manhandling (or “Man Titty Squishing” as the case may be) is:
Leslie Dicken for “hsssssssssssssssssssssssssss.” The simplicity and hilarity of your very own blow-up Blaze hero was too much to resist. Congrats, Leslie, and email me with your contact info for appropriate prize awarding!
That is just too funny.
OMG! Too awesome!!
Thanks!!!
my word: pressure22: it takes 22lbs of pressure per square inch of mantitty to make that sound. :)
Go Leslie! w00t!
Eve, You’re one of a kind!!! Love ya, babe! Congrats!
Congrats!
does this make you all “man titty whisperers” now? lol
Brilliant, Eve. Both winners were great!
wtg winnners
“I’d like to thank the academy....”
THANKS, SBTB GALS!! Honestly, that was such an obvious answer to me that I kept scrolling through the other replies to see if someone else had said it! LOL!
;-)
A website that reviews romance novels from a couple of smart bitches who will always give it to you straight. No bullshit. No gushing--unless the author really deserves it.
I don’t think there is anything more eye-opening to a new author than joining a critique group. Constructive criticisms can point out huge flaws and gaps in your own writing.
However, this advice, as well as the RWA…
When I was going the pain/agony of finding an agent for my first book I had a friend who insisted I submit her’s along with mine! She surmised that one of us had already figured out all the details why…
Wow, I clearly should not be spouting off on the subject if I can’t remember to type “writer” instead of “write.”
The writer friend needs to realize that knowing somebody doesn’t mean you’ll automatically get published. She has some serious realities she needs to face if she’s going to be a write. This isn’t a sorority, it’s a business.
Maybe Frustrated’s friend would also benefit from reading the First Page Saturday column at Dear Author. It might help her realize that constructive criticism is critical and supportive. If she has the “balls,” then she could also offer her prose…
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