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The second one: Okay, I will agree with you that the girl on the fence is a man in drag, but bear in mind that some women do have lopsided breasts [where one is bigger than the other]. And how do I know this? I’m one of them! (I know, I know, TMI, but it had to be said).

I liked Candy’s comment on how it looks like they’re about to be blown away by a hurricane.

And the woman in the first one is wearing Mom Jeans (the unflattering jeans turned into a joke courtesy of “Saturday Night Live")

As somebody over-endowed by nature with mammary tissue that has now moved south permanently, I was pleased to note that the fake (er, implanted) bosoms are also subject to Cooper’s Droop.  They are still perky, but way further south than they ought to be.  Glad I didn’t have to pay good money to look like this.

Hard to imagine the woman in number 2 saying to her surgeon, “Just make me an A-cup, ok?”

Did anyone else notice that apparently there is only one “cowboy” shirt employed by Harlequin? Both fella #2 and fella #3 are wearing it.

And what a shirt it is.

Sadly, the guy in #3 looks enough like Capt Mal Reynolds from Firefly to give me pause.  C’mon, Mal, you can’t be THAT hard up for work!

I can’t believe that nobody has noticed that big-ass headband on girl #3.

I can’t believe that nobody has noticed that big-ass headband on girl #3.

That looks like the headband Britney Spears had on when she wore that black wig.

Guy #3 is holding too many cards to be playing Texas Hold ‘Em.  Just sayin’.

I can’t believe that nobody has noticed that big-ass headband on girl #3.

And she seems to have some very strange female pattern balding going on. It’s time to reach for the Rogaine.

Damn it. Shoulda hit the preview button. Sorry to the weird quote thingy.

My son is a junior at A&M, he says if the girl has fake boobs, she is from UT and he is pretty sure he saw her crawling out of Bevo’s pen at the last UT v A&M game.

For some reason I read “Beating on Santa” and I wondered if it was a euphemism for something, if ya know what I mean.
Thats what too much cough medicine does for ya.

Remember, kids: gambling during the holidays is sexy!

C’mon, baby—Jesus needs a new pair of shoes!

The way the shirt on dude #3 is drawn, it looks like his sleeve is permanently attached to his lapel (via the random-ass black lines). o.O

Y’all just kill me!  Especially MaryKate and Chicklit.  I laughed so hard my dogs were scared.

And don’t worry about the guy from Firefly.  He has a gig on Desperate Housewives.

Erm...is it just me, or is that Chris Kattan playing cards in #3? It would certainly explain the shirt.

Cover #1 - does Santa seem to have an unusually WIDE arm reach or is that just me? I know it’s the back of Santa’s chair but it also looked at first like Mom was wearing a sombrero with her frumpy outfit.

I can’t bring myself to make too much sport of the chick on the fence in #2 because I suspect that’s how I’d look if I wore a spaghetti strap top with no support band inside (ahem!). But what’s up with the radioactive pocket on cowboy’s shirt??

Cover #3 - Is she holding him up? Because he looks like he’s just clinging to consciousness. My most hated ex used to get an expression like that on his face after a long night…

Guy #3 is holding too many cards to be playing Texas Hold ‘Em.

Guy #3 is holding too much booze in his stomach to be vertical. If he were famous (and real), the Fug Girls would be calling a Celebrity Skeeve Watch on him. I swear I can smell him from here.