Close,ButNotQuite

by SB Sarah Friday, December 22, 2006 at 05:59 AM

Bitchery reader Suzanne sent me a link to this snort-worthy comic that adds a modern twist to the end of a romance novel. Personally, I hope happily-ever-after does involve a recliner because woodamn those things are comfy.

But I do have to point out one fallacy: HEROES have jet black hair. Heroines can have black hair, but it’s usually described in terms of “fathomless depths of midnight” or whatall. Jet, while describing a bead, also calls to mind aviation travel, and there are few things more overtly phallic than a jet plane. Jeez people. If you’re going to mock my art, get it right. As Candy says, “God is in the details.”

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Picture of Sherwood said on...
12.22.06 at 07:25 AM |

In historicals, heroes and heroines have equal-opportunity raven-black hair.

Picture of shaina shaina said on...
12.22.06 at 08:45 AM |

haha, oh, PBS.  my favorite part was “they kissed. they did more than kiss.”
hehe.

Picture of Miri Miri said on...
12.22.06 at 08:49 AM |

Ahahahahahaha!
Love the “cover art”

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