Apologies to Susan for taking so damn long to get her her prize from the the truly epic personal ad contest we ran last week. (It took over 30 comments before somebody guessed the complete answer. Dude, that is HARD CORE.) Anyway, kneel, Susan, and linger there for as long as you like, until the suspense is excruciating, for we Smart Bitches hereby dub thee:
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Love the title, your ladyship!
Sincerely,
Twitterpants
::sob:: It should have been mine! Curse you, Google! ::sob::
Congratulations Susan! The person who actually owned the damn book won!
Countess Kock-Tizze! One of the best yet. You bitches crack me the hell up. Alas, I did not win yet again, but this time I actually got to GUESS. That’s a rare thing for me. You bitches need to quit posting these while I’m at work, dammit! Yeah, I know that’s when everyone ELSE is at their computers, but I’m a home health nurse, I’m driving across the world at that time. It’s not faiiiiiirr....... whine!!!
Now that I am no longer the newest member of the peerage, I can quit kneeling. Thank heavens, as it was over a month! Congratulations, Susan.
Catriona, Viscountess Wette t’Shirte
The guy who took me to the school Christmas dance my senior year in high school dubbed me “Little Miss Kock-Tizze.” Exactly what relation does that make me to the Countess and do I still have to curtsey?
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I also have a special place in my heart for that florid cover on Lord of Scoundrels. When I bought the book recently I went out of my way to get the old cover instead of the new. And, yeah,…
No comments on the covers, but having never read Lorette Chase and hearing your gushing, I’m going to get me some! By whatever means necessary:)
Dude, I hope Tumperkin wrote the Nico entry :)
From The Smart Bitch Silver Anus Purple Prose Contest: The Entries!
Oh man that cover is something awesome.
What What + Waterfall = 911 call
(friends 45, how many friends you’ll need to pull you out of the deep end of the pond after trying this stunt)…
I was very tempted by #1, as the purple prose was very...purpley. #4 gets the vote for the “what what” though.
Honorable mentions to the...well the rest, because damn and oy, too too funny.
From The Smart Bitch Silver Anus Purple Prose Contest: The Entries!
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