CoronationsandPrizes!

by SB Sarah Sunday, May 04, 2008 at 10:18 AM

It’s been awhile since I’ve had more than 10 minutes at my computer, alongside my sexy postage scale and my box o’prizes (which, for the record) the cats desperately try to sleep in, but I refuse to allow them to do so. They are miffed).

First, a coronation! After consulting with the Oracle of Bitchery Titles, I am pleased to confer upon Danica, who, about 18 years ago in Internet time, guessed The Seagull Book in a two-part Guess That Lonely Heart. Kneel, Danica, and arise a member of the Smart Bitch Peerage™.

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Comments

Picture of Laurie Laurie said on...
05.04.08 at 01:15 PM |

I’m SO RELIEVED someone got the seagull book. All’s right with the world.

Picture of Darlene Marshall Darlene Marshall said on...
05.04.08 at 06:23 PM |

It’s a great day for the Bitchery. Congrats to the newest members of the peerage, and w00t! on the cover contest.

I’ll never look at a Phillips head screwdriver again without snickering.

Darlene, Duchess Twitterpants

Picture of Soni Soni said on...
05.04.08 at 07:26 PM |

Squeee!!!

When I saw the “speshul bubbles” cover, I lost it. Knew I’d been beat. To hear that I actually tied with such wheeze-inducing brilliance just makes my day.

Picture of Indira said on...
05.04.08 at 07:37 PM |

As a WoW player, that Leroy Jenkins cover had me doubling over and clutching my stomach from laughing so hard.  Fantastic!

Picture of Tinkerbon said on...
05.04.08 at 08:01 PM |

Mai thks, u haz dem!

I had a lot of fun that evening, as you could tell by the number of posts. ;p Glad I could bring a snorkle to someone’s day.

— Bonz

Picture of Esri Rose Esri Rose said on...
05.05.08 at 05:59 AM |

Those were so good. My entries were definitely blown out of the water—with speshul bubbles, even.

Congrats to the winners!

Picture of rae said on...
05.08.08 at 03:17 AM |

The Leroy Jenkins one made me snort coffee on my keyboard! :D Great set of covers!

become14 - I’m certainly snickering like I’m 14.

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