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I don’t have any talent for Photoshop, but I’m looking forward to the entries.

Good luck bitches!

Everybody needs Astronaut Jesus…

http://www.myplasticheart.com/c/ASTRONAUTJ/Astronaut+Jesus.html

Too bad the Threat Alert Jesus:

http://threatalertjesus.com/

was fake.  It would have made one heck of a prize.

Oh that night light! No way!

I do not want Jesus watching me in bed.

i’d be more scared of beheaded jesus following me around the room with his gaze than any other boogies. guh. anybody see “8 heads in a Dufflebag”?

Nowhere in Genesis did I read about Adam and Eve swimming with the lily pads.

Not to mention: ew. “Hey honey, we’re naked! Let’s go swim in the stagnant pool and touch each other!”

Creationism, my foot. Or shall I say, Creationism, my prehensile tail.

Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia!

I would think that night light would be more appropriate for St. John the Baptist.  It would be even better on a silver platter with a ceramic Salome holding it out.

::rubs hands together gleefully::

Oh, this is going to be way more fun than it should be :)

Oh god, that night light is going to give me nightmares. :(

Am I the only one who thinks Adam looks a lot like Pan? Under the water, you just know there are goat feet…

Adam has no clothes...or feet.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/7489629@N06/515026539/

Dang! Someone has got to use this Creation Museum display for the back cover, surely.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/7489629@N06/514967950/in/set-72157600269342444/
It’s the gates of heaven (snicker). I particularly like the way it’s labelled “Thou Shalt Not Touch! Please”. Apparently Mother Earth’s a prude.

What is Eve looking at?  And why is she smirking?

Why do they resemble Victoria “Posh” Beckham and Randolf Mantooth?

It FOLLOWS YOU around the ROOM.

Religious iconography should not be based on stuff you see in Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion.

Wait… I thought Alanis Morrisette was GOD, not Eve.  Now I’m so confused, I may have a crisis of faith!

And hmmm, she’s keeping her arms down and won’t come out of the water.  Methinks God has not yet invented depilatory cream, also indicated by Adam’s kickin’ poet beard.

And what a darling little caucasoid couple for the originators of humanity.  Or is the fact that they’ve saved the blonde-haired/blue-eyed look for Jesus in favor of giving Adam and Eve brown hair supposed to be a nod to ethnic ambiguity?

I just wanna see the diorama where they show Abram’s/Abraham’s circumcision.  That should be fun for the whole family.

I really, really liked the link above to Adam and Eve in transition (posted by Tierney) where they are covered in plastic bags. Looked like some sort of alien birth scene…

If they are without Orignial Sin in the garden, and therefore unclothed and unaware of the shame of nakedness, then why is her hair covering her breasts? It shouldn’t matter to her or to Adam.

Oh. Forgot. Logic need not apply.