

by Candy • Friday, April 22, 2005 at 06:37 AM
Another Friday, another personal ad! Guess the character name, title, and author correctly, and find yourself the proud owner of a lovingly-crafted, 100% dairy-free and heart-healthy Smart Bitches title.
SWF, 35 y.o., all alone and hopelessly on the shelf looking for a sexy, hypothermic stranger to pass out on my door. Good-looking illegitimate gunslinger/private investigator with overdeveloped sense of chivalry preferred. I have small farm, cozy house, some livestock; you have requisite equipment to take care of my virginity because damn, I’m sick of this hymen and nobody in the Dakota Territories wants it. Commitment would be nice, but one-night stand also acceptable.
p.s. Am willing to assist in any sort of investigation you’re involved in. I won’t get in the way, I swear.
Addendum: OK, since nobody’s gotten it yet thus far, I offer these hints:
- It’s a book written by a fairly popular author who’s written only historicals with American settings; the worst grade she’s ever gotten at AAR was a C.
- This particular book was published by HarperCollins in 1997.
Ringing any more bells?

04.22.05 at 08:29 AM |