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Nope, My Tom Of Finland Rebel Doll would kick their collective… well, he would do something to those Ken Doll’s asses.

Hey!  I’ve got the Rainbow Prince somewhere.  I think it’s in my trunk of things best forgotten.  But, Teddy Pig’s Tom of Finland will beat out every contender.

I loved the review on Derek that whined about how Derek’s skimpy pants made him look “obscene” when the doll was bent.

Maybe I should rephrase that.

My 3yo has been making me read The Dancing Princesses book every night for a month.  It’s horrible.  And I mistakenly rented the movie and the movie is 100 times worse than the book.

Also, that is one expensive doll.

Teddy Pig wins the contest, hands down.

Which conjures up an interesting image…

This is the Barbie I want:

http://www.amazon.com/2007-Pirate-Barbie-Collectible-Label/dp/B000UVHIS6/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1198783310&sr=1-1

My best friend got me the Ken & Barbie Pirate Halloween set, and the first thing I did was switch out the hats so Barbie’s the captain.  I have my priorities straight.

I absolutely love that you can add that doll to your wedding registry list.

How come no one’s noted that The Tom Of Finland Rebel Doll features a ball-jointed and flexible penis!

Given what the Ken doll “has”, surely he’d be interested in that! LOL

The ball-jointed penis is impressive, but I really like “ as well as interchangable hands, feet, and penis.” I’ve known a few men who would’ve been more fun if I could’ve found them a new penis

Wow, at $70 bucks for that Finland Doll...I think I’ll improvise with my Barbie Generation Girl ‘Blaine’.  My Ken is a twink-hawk.

I mentioned this on a mailing list and someone reminded me of Earring Magic Ken, aka Cockring Ken. I think Fantasy Tales Tea Party has to take a back seat to this guy.

http://www.manbehindthedoll.com/mbtd_earring.htm

Ahem...Derek only has a thing for shoes because he is a cobbler.  He only becomes a prince when he marries Barbie, er, Princess Annalise, the princess.  I liked the reversal of roles in this one!

(Sorry Trish, I thought it was cute.  I guess my expectations were pretty low, though.)

Sarah, you better hurry! There’s only 2 Ken Fantasy Tales Tea Party in stock!

I wonder if this Ken will be a classic collector’s item. What is the resale value of a used prince?

Oh we are in my world now. I have a 4 year old little girl who owns every one of these Barbie movies (yes, my fault for buying them for her). I was always a tomboy who didn’t play with Barbies so this is a new thing for me - but the girl loves em. In fact, we just bought Barbie Island Princess’ Prince Antonio this morning. It kind of creeps me out - because all these chicks and dudes look the same in each movie - like there is only one ideal form...happily my daughter doesn’t seem affected, so play on plastic princes of the universe!

I blame Barbie. Her and her ever expanding list of alter egos finally pushed Ken off the straight and narrow into the rainbow river if you catch my drift, and I think ya do.

At last, I’ve found a way to make my fortune! Prince Derek is for sale in my local toyshop for a more reasonable £6.99. I shall buy them all, then export…

Trish, you poor thing.  I’m surprised you’re not dead of a diabetic seizure from reading that saccharine thing.

The Tea Party Prince is effete, yes, but I don’t think he outgays the infamous Earring Magic Ken.

Well damn me, how did I miss Charlene’s comment up there? Sorry about that.

Did anyone else see the second Prince Derek picture?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B000ELIXV8/sr=1-1/qid=1198680132/ref=dp_otherviews_1?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&img=1&qid=1198680132&sr=1-1

HOLY CRAP!!!  And only $199.99!!