FridayisPersonalAdContestDay

by Candy Friday, March 31, 2006 at 12:53 PM

And here comes your weekly chance to be inducted into the Supremely ‘Sclusive Smart Bitch Peerage. Guess the correct title, author and heroine’s name (don’t forget the heroine’s name!) and you’ll find yourself the proud possessor of a supremely witty1 Smart Bitch Title.


Chocoholic American heiress with gauche father and mother with high society ambitions seeks impostor to help get me out of marriage with unpleasant English earl. Appreciation for misses who are literally bursting through their seams and who like to go commando under our bustles a definite plus. Could you be the one? Call 1-800-PLEASEHELPMYMOMHAVELUNCHWITHTHEASTORS.

1 For all values of “supremely witty” = “thinly-veiled references to disgusting sex acts and/or body functions”

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Picture of Lisa #2 said on...
03.31.06 at 01:53 PM |

Finally a book I recognize.  I even read it.  Do I know the name? Author? Heroine?  Nope!  Shit, shit, shit…

Picture of Michelle Michelle said on...
03.31.06 at 02:06 PM |

title: It Happened One Autumn
author: Lisa Kleypas
heroine’s name: Lillian

???

Picture of anu439 anu439 said on...
03.31.06 at 02:48 PM |

Perfect Scandal by Kit Garland. Savannah Merriwether is the heroine.

Picture of Candy said on...
03.31.06 at 03:27 PM |

YAYYY! anu439 is our winnah! Congratulations, and coronation ceremony to follow once I get home.

Picture of Darlene Marshall Darlene Marshall said on...
03.31.06 at 03:38 PM |

Congrats, anu439!  With a name like that, aren’t you glad you’ll be able to call yourself by a spiffy SB title instead?

Sincerely,
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