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The level of organization astounds me. Like the prison Thriller video.

Um. Holy crap!

The resemblance to a blender is amazing.

Somehow I think a real blender would actually be more satisfying.

I screamed when the blender started spinning, and not with laughter.  Not invented by a woman, I imagine.

And was I the only one who thought that it was a man demonstrating it?  Then I saw the fingernails.  Umm, yikes.

The Gin Su Dildo? 

It reminds me of a vibrator ad I saw many many (many!) years ago.  I can’t remember the exact name of the product, but I remember the copy:

“It thrusts! It rotates! And the tip really gets HOT!”

Anyone else recall this item?

Also, my secret word - under 31.  NOT!

I nearly spewed water on the screen at the first one. johnAll I could think was “that thing would freak out my cat.”

The second video would have made Busby Berkeley jealous. I am amazed by their skill and timing, it was slightly hypnotizing.

Does it look like that cock-o-matic is coming out from a butt and not from a front to anyone else?

As for the very dedicated Samsung employees. . .Was there an interoffice memo that went about saying, “Hey, I’ve this really cool idea!”?

It almost knocked the damn table over!!

ouch!

my word men31
yes please

Thanks so much, Sarah. Try nimbly explaining to a 9-year old girl what that thing was and what it was doing!! Yikes! She snuck up behind me!

And then I started going around on the site and watching the other videos. ~sigh~ My children want to know why I’m snorting and laughing. You SB’s are not a good influence on me ;)

Does the Samsung video remind anyone else of the snake in Jungle Book, hypnitizing Moglie? And it’s so long. There’s no way I could have remembered that darn routinue, and I was in the dreaded MARCHING BAND in high school. What I was willing to do to not have to take PE.

Just put a tassle on the robocock and use it to entertain at parties. My word is thinking76, though thinking69 might have been more appropriate.

“Real men just can’t measure up”

Well thank god for that!  That would be like riding a mechanical bull *heehee* (sorry, just got an image of being throw off!)

The Samsung video was fun, if a bit overlong!

The RoboCock is scary. But funny! But scary. I wonder if people are showing up in emergency rooms with RoboCock injuries yet? Just sayin’…

Dear goddess.  Mr K was in the room when I put this on.  Comments:

It looks like one of those dancing coke cans!  Just put some music on!

For some reason, I decided to watch the Samsung video, and haven’t done the Robocock one yet, which may be why I’m more focused on whether the unintentional comedy is just standard unintentional comedy, or is it also adding the extra hilarity of a full on-screen asskicking, because that’s what it looked like?

Robocock… words fail me.  My crotch just left the room and hid.

And that Samsung thing puts my last company picnic to shame in a serious way.

for all of you looking to purchase a new blender, Sexy Losers has the answer for you! (ps: not work safe)

Must be harder to ride than a motorized bull.  Dare ya to keep your cowgirl hat on when that monster’s in high gear.

Phrew. It would whip up enough virginny froth to top a dozen cups of cappuccino.

Okay, I’ll be the first to ask...what is the unintentional comedy at 55 seconds into the Samsung employee video?

It looks like a cameraman gets run over by the leading edge of the mob as it splits up. He reappears a few seconds later by the line of dancers in white.

I suppose this is the sort of thing you have your employees do in a country where lifetime employment is the norm and you don’t always have enough for everyone to do. They’re way more coordinated than I could ever be. Though it’s funny to keep an eye out for the individuals who don’t have the right color showing at the right time, sometimes for several moves in a row.

Holy cow, that thing looks like its going to take off like a helicopter!

My word aid37 - yup, you might need some first aid after that!

Don’t know why lately I can’t see your videos on the site. Is there something I should be doing? I’ve never had any difficulty before. All I’m seeing is a big white space that sometime shows a border a tag that says Click to Activate and Use this Control.

Any suggestions?

latebloomer

If I didn’t see it wrong (which is possible), a guy in the crowd (or a cameraman) is getting run over by the crowed, keeps running into the crowd, finally gets chased down, and gets his ass beaten by security.

Am I watching a different video?

On the dildocopter.... OMG.  Do you have to sign a waver when you buy it?  It the idea to start small and then gradually step up the intensity so that if you give birth, you’re only in labor for 10 minutes before the baby comes rocketing out like a tube slide?