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by SB Sarah Friday, May 16, 2008 at 11:07 AM

From Noelle: Photobombers make me cry mascara.

From a source I can’t remember (sorry, cool person!) we have a site that does nothing but cover snark and does it so well: Judge a Book by its cover. I’m particularly fond of Phallus Phridays. Because, dude. Awesome.

And from Star Opal and Sasha, Green Porno a short feature in which Isabella Rossellini, according to Star Opal, “dresses up as insects and bugs and shows how they have sex, playing (when necessary) both female and male roles.”

How can you not love that?

Comments

Picture of Terri_Molina Terri_Molina said on...
05.16.08 at 12:27 PM |

OMG! That Judge a Book by it’s Cover Snark Post is too funny!  (WHAT are these artists thinking???)

Picture of Tawny Tawny said on...
05.16.08 at 12:56 PM |

Isabella Rossellini dressed up as an earthworm? She looks like she’s really into it.

Disturbing. Seriously. LOLOL

Picture of Tina Burns Tina Burns said on...
05.16.08 at 02:23 PM |

Wow, I’m a little disturbed by the Green Porno. :D

Picture of Trumystique said on...
05.16.08 at 03:12 PM |

Green Porno is very disturbing. I think what was freaky is she plays all the male insect parts. Or maybe because she is deadly serious… Very very strange

Picture of Nifty said on...
05.16.08 at 03:14 PM |

I really think that the cover for The Civilisation Game could be adapted for use for the next Anita blake novel—scantily clad woman with handgun dominates weird beast-man crouching subserviently at her feet.  And you know what they say about being able to judge the size of a man’s schlong by the size of his schnoz.  Did you get a look at that thing?  Totally Anita’s style.

Picture of danae danae said on...
05.16.08 at 05:01 PM |

Sadly I cannot watch it since I’m not in the US.
That’s really pissed me off a few times that certain websites will not let me watch any videos due to my location.  I’m an American citizen damnit, I want my internets!

Picture of Jennifer Armintrout Jennifer Armintrout said on...
05.16.08 at 06:48 PM |

I’m going to waste so much time looking at the archived cover snark, it’s not even funny.

Picture of haiming webhosting reviews haiming webhosting reviews said on...
05.16.08 at 06:50 PM |

I’m a little disturbed by the Green Porno

Picture of MAL said on...
05.16.08 at 09:24 PM |

Green Porno quote:

I would DIE… without my PENIS!

Love love love it!!!!!

Picture of Sandra D said on...
05.16.08 at 09:32 PM |

I’ve wasted about 2 hours on List of the Day and haven’t even looked at the other two links yet. I think I’m in love.

Picture of EJ McKenna EJ McKenna said on...
05.16.08 at 11:51 PM |

I am in love with Judge a Book.
Thanks so much for the link. Good for laughs, snorts and the occasional guffaw.

Picture of frances a. said on...
05.17.08 at 10:39 AM |

Holy hell, you have once more made my world more awesome. I laughed so hard while reading the photobomb link that people were staring at me at the coffee shop I’m currently occupying. Ah, so funny.

Picture of TaniaK said on...
05.17.08 at 02:09 PM |

Damnit, screwed over again by not being from the US. It’s like fucking youtube. Why does it matter, you stupid jerks! I just want to watch a music video/pretend insect porn. :(

Picture of KariBelle said on...
05.17.08 at 02:12 PM |

Green Porno.  Wow.  That’s fucked up.

Picture of Gennita Low Gennita Low said on...
05.17.08 at 03:05 PM |

Isabella Rossellini turned me on with insect porn.  Now I have to go do some gardening.  Earthworms and snail sex!

Picture of xat xat said on...
05.17.08 at 03:40 PM |

Green Porn. My word. Isabella, who knew that you rocked so much?

Picture of CherylPangolin said on...
05.17.08 at 06:47 PM |

Judge a Book is what lead me to find the Smart Bitches (she must have linked to your cover snarkage at some point)!  It’s a fun blog, but it unfortunately updates rather randomly.

Picture of Madd Madd said on...
05.17.08 at 09:18 PM |

I’ve always thought that Isabella Rossellini was creepy in a Spellbound kind of way. She has now officially joined Christopher Walken on my “Actors I Never Want to Be Snow Bound On A Mountain With” list. I feel they’d go totally go cannibal on my ass well before it was necessary.

Picture of LiJuun said on...
05.17.08 at 11:43 PM |

WTF is up with Isabella Rosselini?!!!

I confess, I didn’t get much beyond watching that green guck come out of her “anus” and hit her face a few seconds in to the first one that came up.  Gross.  Grossgrossgross.

Maybe I’ll try watching again when it’s daylight and I’m not freaking out about a snail penis coming out of the dark to poke me in my ribcage.  I’m going to have really weird nightmares tonight.

Picture of LizA said on...
05.18.08 at 04:24 AM |

Cover snarks seem to be the thing just now. Check this one out:
http://readingthepast.blogspot.com/
Who knew???

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