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OMG! That Judge a Book by it’s Cover Snark Post is too funny!  (WHAT are these artists thinking???)

Isabella Rossellini dressed up as an earthworm? She looks like she’s really into it.

Disturbing. Seriously. LOLOL

Wow, I’m a little disturbed by the Green Porno. :D

Green Porno is very disturbing. I think what was freaky is she plays all the male insect parts. Or maybe because she is deadly serious… Very very strange

I really think that the cover for The Civilisation Game could be adapted for use for the next Anita blake novel—scantily clad woman with handgun dominates weird beast-man crouching subserviently at her feet.  And you know what they say about being able to judge the size of a man’s schlong by the size of his schnoz.  Did you get a look at that thing?  Totally Anita’s style.

Sadly I cannot watch it since I’m not in the US.
That’s really pissed me off a few times that certain websites will not let me watch any videos due to my location.  I’m an American citizen damnit, I want my internets!

I’m going to waste so much time looking at the archived cover snark, it’s not even funny.

I’m a little disturbed by the Green Porno

Green Porno quote:

I would DIE… without my PENIS!

Love love love it!!!!!

I’ve wasted about 2 hours on List of the Day and haven’t even looked at the other two links yet. I think I’m in love.

I am in love with Judge a Book.
Thanks so much for the link. Good for laughs, snorts and the occasional guffaw.

Holy hell, you have once more made my world more awesome. I laughed so hard while reading the photobomb link that people were staring at me at the coffee shop I’m currently occupying. Ah, so funny.

Damnit, screwed over again by not being from the US. It’s like fucking youtube. Why does it matter, you stupid jerks! I just want to watch a music video/pretend insect porn. :(

Green Porno.  Wow.  That’s fucked up.

Isabella Rossellini turned me on with insect porn.  Now I have to go do some gardening.  Earthworms and snail sex!

Green Porn. My word. Isabella, who knew that you rocked so much?

Judge a Book is what lead me to find the Smart Bitches (she must have linked to your cover snarkage at some point)!  It’s a fun blog, but it unfortunately updates rather randomly.

I’ve always thought that Isabella Rossellini was creepy in a Spellbound kind of way. She has now officially joined Christopher Walken on my “Actors I Never Want to Be Snow Bound On A Mountain With” list. I feel they’d go totally go cannibal on my ass well before it was necessary.

WTF is up with Isabella Rosselini?!!!

I confess, I didn’t get much beyond watching that green guck come out of her “anus” and hit her face a few seconds in to the first one that came up.  Gross.  Grossgrossgross.

Maybe I’ll try watching again when it’s daylight and I’m not freaking out about a snail penis coming out of the dark to poke me in my ribcage.  I’m going to have really weird nightmares tonight.

Cover snarks seem to be the thing just now. Check this one out:
http://readingthepast.blogspot.com/
Who knew???