GoofyNames,ANewTitleGenerator,AndaNewContest:TheWinner!

by SB Sarah Friday, September 23, 2005 at 06:23 AM

The accounting firm of Bitchypoo and Crankypants have tabulated our results, and we are proud to crown the winner, Michele, for her entry, Longing for the Vigilant Outlaw.

Ffor all of you who fflocked to our site to ffling your votes, thank you ffondly!

Now summon the ffair maidens to throw fflowers at your ffeet! Michele, kneel and receive your prize, as the Smart Bitches hereby dub the:

Congratulations and thank you to all our ffine participants!

UPDATE: Pregnancy brain strikes again. My apologies to our two Michel(l)es - most humbly I admit I got confused! 

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Picture of Michelle, the Diva said on...
09.23.05 at 09:31 AM |

LOL...thanks, but that wasn’t my story. Whoever wrote it is so incognito that Candy and Sarah don’t even know who they are!!!

Congrats to the winner, whoever he/she is!

Although my entry was DAMN GOOD, I tell you...DAMN GOOD...BUT even in my biased and favoring-my-own-story opinion it wasn’t as funny as FFlicka FFreik Dorothy FFluck Lane or whatever the ffrick her name was.

P.S. ~ My story was entitled “Bedding the Chronically Hard Sheikh”, BTW.

Picture of fiveandfour fiveandfour said on...
09.23.05 at 09:39 AM |

Oh, I was just coming to congratulate you, Michelle.  So instead I’ll say Congratulations Anonymous.  You had me at his beloved Frick – oh, no – Flecka – umm, Flucki - oh, fuck it, whatever her freaking name was

It was very, very, very hard to choose just one to vote for.  Thanks to everyone that submitted - it was great fun to read them all.  Plus lesson learned for me: don’t read things like this while attempting to eat a meal.  I nearly became familiar with the Heimlich maneuver and it wouldn’t have been pretty.

Picture of Michelle, the Diva said on...
09.23.05 at 09:49 AM |

I think this would be called, in military terms, a SNAFFU (which means “Situation Normal - All Ff*cked Up")

I’m kind of glad that I wasn’t the recipient of THAT title...*shudders*

I am laughing my booty off about this, too, let me tell ya. Thanks ffor an entertaining Ffriday, SBs.

Picture of Dawn B. Dawn B. said on...
09.23.05 at 09:52 AM |

Well, congrats to whomever the winner is then.  :-) Kinda appropriate for the story that Sarah & Candy couldn’t remember the name, eh?

Picture of SB Sarah said on...
09.23.05 at 09:53 AM |

Y’all, I ffucked up. And I am ffrankly very very sorry. I can only blame pregnancy brain for my mixing up two entries by Michel(l)es.

So, Ms. Diva, I apologize!

Picture of michele said on...
09.23.05 at 10:46 AM |

woohoo - i’m so excited to win that it makes no difference on the snaffu :)

michele with one l

or using my new cool L33t name:
m1(h3#3

Picture of michele said on...
09.23.05 at 10:55 AM |

m4r(h10n3$$ h34rr% P0n573

and it took me a minute to figure this one out, but my cool new l33t smart bitch title :)

Picture of Alyssa Alyssa said on...
09.23.05 at 07:34 PM |

Congratulations, Michele. I guess that’s Marchioness, actually.

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