What what? Not in the butt! Sarah remembered to do an ad for Friday Lonely Hearts. Srsly, looketh ye for the star in the east, because Sarah doth not remember whereth she putteth her keyths, but she remembereth the Friday ad!
So you know the drill: Give me the title of the book, the author’s name, and the heroine’s name, and I’ll giveth you the Smart Bitch Title™ of unparalleled awesomeness.
In & Out Other Dimensional Burger
Mild mannered accountant seeks green-eyed multi-organed alien Emperor dude to sweep me off to another dimension and have a lot of dominant sex with me. No, really, a LOT. Seriously, a TON of SEX. Apparently in your dimension, women are multi-orgasmic into the double digits, and creatures made of sand can make you orgasm in the bathtub any time you want. Sign me up for that trans-dimensional portal, pronto. Gifts of jewelry required.
Is it The Empress’ New Clothes by Jaid Black, heroine is Kyra Summers?
Ding ding ding! You are correct! Congratulations, and stay tuned for a title appearing here soon.
Well played!
Damn… I am never going to get a title. Well, congrats to you, Jennie!
Oh, I knew that one!!!
LOL - yes, those green-eyed multi-organed aliens are hard to forget.
Congrats, Jennie!
Graciously,
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