GuessthatLonelyHeart

by SB Sarah Friday, November 18, 2005 at 11:23 AM

You know the drill - first one to give us author, title, heroine’s name gets le Smart Bitche Title!

All my dresses might as well be purple, too

Impetuous and sophisticated-beyond-my-years gentry daughter with no dowry to speak of seeks a series of men to guide me from virginity to a great deal of experience. First, a benevolent, almost fatherly-aged gentleman to rescue my family from ruin, teach me the ins and outs of coitus in as many locations as possible, and introduce me to luuuuurve, baby, yeah. Then, a royal pain with a ginormous ass to bend me unwillingly into sexual servitude and political intrigue. Finally, a younger, more passionate, and ultimately appropriate man who allows me to keep my original title, my pride, and my happily ever after. 

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Picture of jmc jmc said on...
11.18.05 at 12:11 PM |

Is it:  Blaze Wyndham, from the Bertrice Small book titled “Blaze Wyndham”?

I can’t believe I’m admitting publicly to having read a Bertrice Small book.

Picture of Amy E Amy E said on...
11.18.05 at 12:14 PM |

I was going to guess Skye O’Malley from Bertrice Small--book of the same name.

Picture of Amy E Amy E said on...
11.18.05 at 12:19 PM |

Or maybe Small’s book The Last Heiress, heroine is Elizabeth.  (Damn, lots of Small’s books fit this!  And I wants me a title!)

Picture of SB Sarah said on...
11.18.05 at 12:24 PM |

Yay JMC! Blaze Wyndham is the correct answer! Well done!

Picture of Amy E Amy E said on...
11.18.05 at 12:25 PM |

Waaaah!!!  And congrats jmc.  I hate you.

Picture of jmc jmc said on...
11.18.05 at 12:34 PM |

Thank you!  *doing a happy dance*

I’m sorry, Amy E, about stealing the title from under your nose ;) This is the first time I’ve ever known the answer!  I’m usually busy scratching my head, thinking “What?  There’s a heroine like that?  In a real book?”

Picture of Amy E Amy E said on...
11.18.05 at 12:41 PM |

LOL!  It’s okay, jmc.  I was cheating by googling it anyway.  Alas, I didn’t deserve le smarte biche title!

Picture of Stef Stef said on...
11.18.05 at 01:34 PM |

Would any one of us actually name our daughter, Blaze?  For realz?

Congrats to jmc.  Condolences to Amy E.

Picture of sherryfair sherryfair said on...
11.18.05 at 04:19 PM |

No, Stef, we would **not** name our daughter “Blaze.”

It is the name of a horse.

I distinctly remember a horse story from the depths of my horsie-loving girlhood, “Blaze Finds the Trail.”

In fact, there were a whole series of Blaze books.

So I can’t see the Betrice Small heroine’s name without picturing the heroine with a white snip running from her forehead down to the tip of her nose.

Picture of Kate R Kate R said on...
11.18.05 at 06:13 PM |

oooooo BILLY AND BLAZE!

Yeah, somehow my kids ended up with a tape of billy and blaze stories read by teen idol David Cassidy! The writing was stilted; the reading horrible. It’s a little gem of a tape.

(I think I’ll give that away in my current contest.)

Picture of Alyssa Alyssa said on...
11.28.05 at 06:52 PM |

I am happy to say I’ve never read any of Small’s books. I think I get much more pleasure reading what other people say about them than I ever could in actually reading them.

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