



by SB Sarah • Friday, November 18, 2005 at 11:23 AM
You know the drill - first one to give us author, title, heroine’s name gets le Smart Bitche Title!
All my dresses might as well be purple, too
Impetuous and sophisticated-beyond-my-years gentry daughter with no dowry to speak of seeks a series of men to guide me from virginity to a great deal of experience. First, a benevolent, almost fatherly-aged gentleman to rescue my family from ruin, teach me the ins and outs of coitus in as many locations as possible, and introduce me to luuuuurve, baby, yeah. Then, a royal pain with a ginormous ass to bend me unwillingly into sexual servitude and political intrigue. Finally, a younger, more passionate, and ultimately appropriate man who allows me to keep my original title, my pride, and my happily ever after.

11.18.05 at 12:11 PM |