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Awesome!  I was wondering how you’d ever outdo last year’s squee-ful widdle bunny wabbits.  AF is now my favorite holiday.

*giggle* It’s fantastic. Thanks for giving me the biggest laugh of the day.

Holy humongous man titties, Batman ... I think I’ve gone blind!

LOL! I forgot what day it was and thought the Smart Bitches had been pwned by a l33t hax0r.

OMG. For a second I thought you’d just been hacked by Sandra Hill. That was so surreal for a second. Ha. Well done!

I just kept panicking and hoping my roommmate wouldn’t chose that moment to wake up.  :) Fun stuff.

That really freaked me out…

I thought a coup d’etat had been staged by a pack of ‘roid-driven male models and the reincarnation of Virginia Graham with plans to take over the site, put a spell on us making our hymens grow back.

I was like: WTF? Then I did remember last year and this certainly reminded me that today is April Fools Day.

Thanks for the laugh.

I’m sorry I missed last year!  Thought you guys had been hacked. 

Too funny.

Thought you guys had been hacked.

Me too! By man-hackers pecking at the keyboard with their nipples.

OMG, I think I may have ruptured something laughing.  That is Fucking dangerous.  I am not easy to get with an April Fools joke because today is my sister’s birthday so the date is never far from my mind, but you guys actually got me.  Good job.

Man(Titte), I love you guys!

I’m dyin’ here! You definitely got results71!

Wow! Just wow!

Ok, just for the record, if those had been hackers, they would have been the world’s awesomest hackers! Like right up next to George Clooney in Ocean’s Eleven. (I lurve that movie but that’s beside the point) Rock on bitches!

I truly thought you’d been hacked.  By DeSalvo.  As his revenge.  ROTFL!

I heart you bitches big time.  Good one.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*rolling around screaming*

Oh God, that tears it. I have officially laughed my ass completely off.

Must resist. The urge. To revisit. The altar. Of Mantitte.

Dat dere’s some funny sheeeit!

Holy crap, I thought I’d mistyped the URL. That was awesome. And scary.

MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON CAPPIER, LOCKIER AND SHOUTIER THAN ALL IN THE LAND.

Hee hee hee hee.

Thanks.

(My daughter’s been punky all day because neopets posted something about needing to spend neopoints for every pageload. April FOOLed. Your mantitte made up for the punkyfunks at home.)

Awesome, ladies.  I was wondering how you’d top fluffy bunnies.

With Heaving Bosom: My Tribute to Man-Titty

Fantastic page!

“Fantastic page” was a reference to the Fluffy Bunnies and Man-Titty pages, of course, not to my own—I’m not (that) egotistical.

I need my bleach-infused eyewash now. Those were some awesome Thundering Breastplates!

That page gave me nightmares… literally. Fabio appeared in my dreams last night complaining that nobody cared about anything except his man-titty. And his hair. LOL.

I too thought you’d been hacked.

That was HILARIOUS!!!  And you know what’s truly sad?  I could IDENTIFY WHICH MANTITS WERE FABIO’S.  I think that’s the first sign of the apocalypse, isn’t it?

LMAO - that was fabulous! Wish I’d been able to see it when it was up as the main page. Well done. :)

Hurt my eyeballs, indeed. Yet I couldn’t look away.  And the most painful and disturbing thing of all was the next-to-last picture. The tittiest of them all - after an apparent double nipplectomy. 

Yikes. I guess simple chest waxing just isn’t enough anymore.