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Happy birthday, Candy!  What a truly bitchtastic tribute in the header.  I feel the need to break out the baby oil…

Happy birthday Candy!

Happy Birthday, Bitch!

Glückliche Geburtstag, Candy!

(PS. Spelling in German is always an adventure, it’s not my fault if it’s wrong!)

Happy Birthday, Candy, you hilarious Bitch!

Candy, you may be a year older, but you’re still a complete Bitch.

Happy Birthday, Candy! Keep up the fine bitching.

Have a good one, Candy!

Happy happy birthday!  XD

Happy birthday! Don’t overdose on cake or mantitty!

Aaagh! My eyes!  (blinking to clear flesh overload)

Oh.  Happy birthday, Candy.  A birthday haiku:

Mantitty for you
Lucious male bodies to view
A birthday delight

Happy Birthday Candy! May it be overflowing with mantitty, champagne, cake- all at once!

Oh my God my eyes! My eyes! What a shock it was to go here today!

And happy birthday Candy, I wish you many a mullet to come.

Have a wonderful birthday.

Sam

Have a wonderful day, Candy!

I think I woke up my houseguests with my hysterical cackling when I saw the new banner. DAMN.

Thanks for all the good wishes, bitches!

Verification word: herself62. NUH UH. Not for another 33 years, goddammit.

My haiku to you,

Happy birthday, Bitch!
Your Crusie Lightning-Reviews
Lured me to “Bet Me”.

And I can’t thank you enough. Happy Birthday! May your tenderly savage horsemen be shirtless, your enraptured Scotmen be-kilted, and your dashing Regency-era ruffians rakish.

Happy Happy Birthday Candy! And Belated 2nd Smart bitchy Anniversary, Happy Valentines Day and all that good stuff. I love this site.

Happy Birthday Candy! Have a great time!

Happy Birthday Candy!!

Happy Birthday, Candy!!

Happy Birthday, you hot bitch! Come down for Comic Con and I’ll get you dinner!

Happy Birthday Candy! 

PS I am coming to your neck of the woods soon, we should do dinner while I’m there

Happy Birthday, Candy!  I see you had the good taste and keen insight to be born under the sign of Aquarius.

Happy birthday~

Happy birthday! Wishing you a year of great desserts,great books,and,of course,PLENTY of man-titty.

Happy Birthday!!

Happy Birthday! May you found yourself swept away by an impeccably well- groomed and anachronostically garbed Highlander on your speshul day!

Happy Birthday Candy!

Romance books and snark -
Man titty on display!
Smart Bitch Candy Rules!

Happy Birthday Candy!

I do believe that Steven Pastis, author of Pearls Before Swine, knew it was your birthday.  Check out Sunday’s comic: http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/archive/pearls-20070204.html

Cheers,

I know, I’m late.  But Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday, girl! Wishing you lots of what you want!

If you can coif your mullet when all about you,
Are losing their extra-hold mousse and blaming it on you.
If you can trust your shirt to billow in the stillest air,
And small mammals to avoid sunstroke in the shadow of your chest (free of hair),
If you can fill a beaded loincloth or at least bring your own stuffing
And help the crew by doing your own chestly buffing
Then our quest for world domnination will have finally begun,
And - at last - you’ll be real man-titty, my son.

Happy belated Birthday Candy!

Oh hell, who can follow a comment like that from EAP?  Any other pitiful offerings can only but fail. 

So I’ll keep it simple: Bon Anniversaire!  (Erm, belated.)