According to my web research, the 30th anniversary gift is traditionally pearls or diamonds. But here at Smart Bitch headquarters, the traditional gift to mark the passing of the big 3-0 is something very very different.
The 30th birthday at Smart Bitches: the year of the Mantitty Mullet. And here to pay tribute to Candy on her 30th birthday are some of the finest mantitty mullet men ever to walk the earth - and remember, I grew up in Pittsburgh during the years of Jaromir Jagr and Mario Lemieux, so I know whereof I mullet. Only the finest mulleted mantitty shall express their luuuuurve™ for Candy’s 30th. Read on.
Sean Bean: “Eh up, lass, if me mullet don’t do it for you, how about me impressive, fully cocked weapon?”
It’s the guy from the cover of The Black Dragon!
“While I’m savin’ the world, I’m thinkin’ of you, Candy. And the dyin’ folks. And The Edge. But mostly Candy.”
Me & the HTML, we are not friends. And the “preview” function is missing. Help?
Wow. I don’t have any mulletliciousness to share, but thank you, SB Sarah for saving the best for last!
Happy birthday, Candy!
Now ‘scuse me, I have to go back and look at Sebastian and Andy again. And again.
I have no mantitty to offer you - just best wishes for a great birthday!
Ah, a mulleted Patrick Swayze riding up to save you on his white horse!!
Happy Birthday Candy!
Master my Universe
Happy 30th!
Happy Birthday Candy, may it Hofftastic!
Sarah TY for making me chortle out loud.
A blast from the mulletastic past, Candy—have a GREAT one!
Happy Birthday Candy! I hope that you are not too scarred by that picture of Carrot Top to celebrate.
Er, I don’t think 70s feather cuts == mullets, although that’s a great Leif Garrett picture.
Now enjoy some tasty seafood:
Happy 30th Candy! I can’t top all the wonderful mullet candy your getting from the other girls but if I could i’d send you this:
http://www.blueq.com/video/hunks/
enjoy!
I don’t know how to add a picture so I’ll just say, “Think Josh Holloway/Sawyer from LOST” and enjoy your day! Best wishes, Candy!
Heh—think of it as the PRE-mullet, Brandi. There are some definite early mullet indicators there. :)
And more Sebastian Rullí, complete with mantitty.
How do you insert pictures with html? I have a lovely gift for Candy!
Oh mah gah. Thanks, bitches! (I think.) I loff all of you.
OK, off to the doctor to see what he can do about that ruptured spleen after I saw that carrot top picture.
BATMAN TITTY!!
Sorry…I’m looking forward to watching this.
Dammit. Where’s the pic?
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/contributor/1800018597/photo/970440115
Anyhoo...Happy 30th!! I just got there myself, an it was great! I think I’m finally an adult!
spamword bring49...I couldn’t even bring one pic. How do you do that, anyway?
The more I look at Mark Twain, the more hypnotized I am by that magnificent handlebar. Like I was telling Sarah earlier, I would’ve hit that like a hurricane if I’d been alive back in the day.
Also, for those of you wondering how to post pictures, you can use the following code:
<img src="http://whatever.the.url.is.jpg" />
Happy 30th Birfday, Candy!
I’ve never seen Sebastian Rullí before so this is like Happy Birthday to me, too!
All the best, Candy.
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French Rugby superstar Sebastien Chabal.
And another baring his chest for your viewing pleasure.
Orlando Bloom (with man titty) says, “Candy, you are my Kingdom of Heaven!”
service58? Somehow, it seems appropriate to the conversation.
All those born in 1978, holla!
Happy Birthday, Candy!
Happy Birthday, girl!
And whoever posted Leif was just WRONG! :)
Happy birthday from the K-O-M.
Only the best for your birthday Candy!
Now he’s the F-K-O-M (Former King of Mullets)
Someone (not me) actually put this together...now you may enjoy!
Happy, happy birthday, Candy! I hope you’re having a fantastic day, filled with lots of mullets ... uhm ... (I’d prefer chocolate fudge cake, to be honest, but that’s just me *g*)
Here’s a Mr. Gutenberg with a funny hat for you. Enjoy! (No mullet in sight, but long, long beard, as far as I can tell).
And whoever posted Leif was just WRONG!
Hey now! Don’t make me go lookin’ for the mantitty Leif picture.
Or…
Or…
The Bay City Rollers!
I agree that some of these cuts don’t scream “mullet” so much as “feather cut,” which I will personally admit to finding rather cute--but it’s all amusing anyway.
Happy Birthday, Candy! Hulk Hogan, his mullet, AND his mustache wish you a happy one!
Saddest piece of trivia I know: Hulk Hogan hosted the official Pokemon 10th Anniversary party/festival/thing. Whyyyyyy?
Happy Birthday Candy. Hope you have a wonderful day.
Happy Birthday, you thing from another world, you!
And to everyone: thanks for all the mullets. I haven’t laughed this hard since...Jesus, I can’t remember. Bay City Rollers and Hulk Hogan on one webpage. I’m thinking it’s a wonder the server does not splode.
HOFF ON, CANDY!
Here’s hoping this works…
It’s all well and good to love the mullets, Candy—but whatever you do, AVOID THIS ONE. It is hazardous to your health, yo!
The link is to scenes from La Mome/La Vie en Rose, the recent film about Edith Piaf. I thought it appropriate for Candy’s birthday for two reasons: 1) Je ne regrette rien is the perfect song for a 30th b-day and 2) at 1:22 into the video you get Jean Pierre Martins. No mullet but one very fine looking man.
http:
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS5yQYP4K90&NR=1
spam filter word: feeling32—at least I didn’t link to a video of someone singing “Feelings” . . .
My magic fingers flew way too fast and I messed up, so here’s trying again (30th b-days are worth a bit of extra effort):
Alas, if I was a smarter bitch, I could post a picture also.
Happy bitchy birthday wishes Candy!
J’adore Edith Piaf!
Sorry, I have no mullets to offer, but I understand other seafood is acceptable. So: Have a clam!
http://www.dec.state.ak.us/eh/images/lab/geoduck.jpeg
Better yet, dance the night away with Pubert the Disco Clam!
http://www.elizabethlowell.com/boardpics/jhg_dancinggeoduck.gif
Offering you some lovely black & white art shots. A bit shy of Mullet-ness, but I think you’ll like.
Israel really is the promised land.
Paul Robeson, sexy voice, sexy man
D’oh! Forgot to close a tag
Rowr. I’d be ok with turning 30 (won’t happen for a couple of years yet) if I got some Andy Lau. Happy birthday, Candy - I hope your absence from the comment thread means you’re *celebrating* (and not studying if you know what I mean and I bet you do because you’re a Smart Bitch.
I might be a bit late in the birthday wishes, but I hope your 30th is a great one. I know mine was. :) Enjoy a drink on us...we won’t mind, will we ladies? :D
Hugs!
Forgot to label the ever so beautiful, ever so hot Takeshi Kaneshiro.
I’m mesmerized.
Word Verif hes81. Yeah, on a scale of 10.
Happy Birthday, Candy!
I’m right behind you, hitting 30 this fall ;)
Happy Birthday Candy! Only 29 this year for me. No seiously I really am only 29. No, really check my license.
Damn, wish I was turning 30.
Dang. A day late and a mullet short. Happy Birthday anyway, Candy!
I hope you had a fantastic birthday Candy. I loved turning 30 and my 30’s have been the best times of my life. I hope your 30’s treat you just as great as mine are!
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