Today is Sarah’s birthday. Rejoice, O Internetlandia!
So, the first time I wished her Happy Birthday on this site, I told her she was my favorite Hebe.
The second time, I inundated her with animated GIFs of birthday cakes. Also, a dancing Elvis.
This year, I wanted to do something REALLY special. Something that showed her how much I appreciated all that she’s done for the website, and what a stellar partner-in-crime she is.
So I decided to Photoshop really stupid catchphrases on romance novel covers as a website birthday gift.
Happy birthday, Sarah, and hope you enjoy the LOLHUNKS.
And a few Really Not Work Safe selections below the fold, folks:
damn I just choked on my pepsi - they are very good.
Happy birthday Sarah - hope it’s a fabulous one with lots of sex and cake.
whoo! happy birthday Sarah! Has any girl ever had a better present?!
Thanks Candy, that woke me up like awesome.
Happy birthday, Sarah!!
Oh my my my my my
Happy Birthday!
Awesome! Happy birthday Sarah!
I just scared my toddler by bursting into laughter.
Happy birthday Sarah!
Can I just say how much I love this site? I work in academia and don’t have time to read stuff like romance novels, in the same sense that I don’t watch many schlocky entertainment news magazines, (most) reality shows, or talk shows… It’s not that I don’t appreciate these things, and I certainly don’t look down on anybody who consumes them. Far from it…
So, like Talk Soup and The Best Week Ever, this site gives me the scoop on the best of the bad with a helping of witty, hilarious commentary. I don’t have time to wade through the actual material, and I don’t think I’m nearly as witty as you ladies anyway… so this site is a real time-saver and an inspiration.
Happy b-day SB Sarah! Wishing that hubby will take Freebird to the park so you can take a nap.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SARAH!!!!
And to both of you...thanks for making a year in Iraq go by so much radder, snarkier and hilariouser than I ever could have imagined!!!!
Oh my gosh, I am crying I’m laughing so hard. Good thing I didn’t put on mascara this morning. Thank you, Candy! You rock way too hard.
And man, LOLHunks. I don’t think I can handle it. It’s just too much awesome in one place.
Happy Birthday Sarah!
The “Shhh...I think it’s talking” really got me.
And a birthday without mention of “surprise buttsecks!” is like a day without sunshine!
Nothing says happy birthday like Surprise! Buttsecks.
Many happy returns Sarah!
Oh my eyes!!!
I am very afraid of “Aha! It goes there“‘s package. It looks like he’s smuggling a small alien that might jump out and attach itself to buddy’s face. Err… that didn’t sound quite right!
Happy Birthday, Sarah!
Verification Word: getting67. Hope you’re getting some for your b-day!
LOLHunks = instant classic. What a birthday gift! Many happy returns, Sarah!
Who can compete with “titty has flavor” ??
Happy Birthday, Sarah!
Happy Birthday, Sarah!! I hope it’s a great one!
Happy Birthday, Oh Sarah of the well-spelled name! Hope you have many more and that your birthday is inundated with man-titty of the eminently edible variety!
Have an awesome birthday SB Sarah, and may the packages you open be far less disturbing than Victor Volleyballs there.
Thanks Candy, the best presents are ones we get to share!
On a side note - are you still gay when the man has that much booby? (I heard this in my head in the Alanis version). Here’s the link, in case you have been living in the invisible whorehouse for a fe months. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g.
Happy Birthday Sarah - I hope your birthday is smart-bitchin-fabulous!
Happy birthday Sarah!
It was the NOM NOM NOM that did me in.
Happy Birthday, Sarah!
LOL hunks make any day start out on the right note, don’t they…
I was keeping it together pretty well until the “this is relevant to my interests” guy.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SARAH!!!
And thank god I have an eyewash station at work…
Many happy returns to Smart Bitch Sarah!
And “Rapes Tiem Now Pleez” had me choking on my cold refreshing beverage. *bookmarks*
Happy birthday! May there be titty-shaped cake and sparklers!
Happy Birthday Sarah!
And may you have lots of surprise whatevers that you like!
(I’m going back to review a few myself :) )
So many gifts, only one explicit mention of buttsecks. I think Candy is mellowing with age.
Come on, Bitches. More buttsecks. You know that’s what we are here for. :-)
P.S. Happy b-day, SB Sarah. Many happy returns--may you be older than the Ten Commandments someday. :-)
Happy birthday, SB Sarah! I’m sure The Hoff is thinking of you!
“Surprise! Buttsecks” frightens me. I’ll have to look at it later on a better monitor, because all I can see are glowing kitty eyes and a disembodied Barbie doll arm. And feathers? My gawd.
As for “Shhh… I think it’s talking"… What got cropped out of that picture? The only way I can figure that position with all that rapturous enjoyment going on is if there’s another person involved down below. And maybe a goat.
Bonne fête Sarah la garce fûtée!!
Happiest of Birthdays Sarah! Hope you have a wonderful day.
And thanks to Candy for sharing Sarah’s gift with the rest of us Bitches.
But now I have one question. What flavor is man titty?
Happy Birthday SB Sarah!
Happy Birthday Sarah! Many returns of the day to one of the smartest bitches around.
What better present than LOL Hunks than maybe getting a well deserved nap and some ice cream?
SandyO: tastes like chicken
Kerry: A goat? lol. i was doing pretty good until i read that one.
SBSarah - Meny Hapy Returns - I’d give you an embroidered pillow, if I had one. :)
My favorite is the “Shh, I think it’s talking” one! lol
Happy Birthday, Sarah!
On the day that you were born,
The angels got together and decided to create a bitch so smart
That they sprinkled snarkness in her brains
and sarcasm on all her girly parts....
...
Wishing you many, many more years filled with mantitty and laughter.
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
May this day be your best birthday ever! And I think these LOLhunk pictures are an awesome start. I’m liking the visible and invisible whorehouses.
Thank you thank you thank you!
I am STILL laughing at “My Herpes: let me show you them.”
Many happy returns of the day, Sarah!
Happy birthday, petite salope Sarah!
The smirk on Mr. “Relevant to my interests” gets me every time.
For your birthday, I give you the CAKESECKS!
(Only the finest Not-Safe-for-Work confection would do for a SB birthday.)
Snerk. My word is “growing56.” My word, indeed!
omg, cakesecks guy needs to wash… his nads are growing some serious green fungi. lol
who’m i kidding? i’d still eat it ;)
Happy birthday Sarah, and thank you for sharing your presents with us. :-)
Happy birthday Sarah!
Oh and “Surprise Buttsecks” made my day. I just wish MY friends would give me seriously deluded covers featuring horny animals raping Manly men for my birthday.
God, Sarah, you are one lucky bitch.
Happy Birthday Sarah!
Hx
Happy birthday, Sarah!
Happy Birthday Sarah!
Happy birthday from across the big pond, Sarah! I hope you’re having a fantastiggerish day (preferably with lots of cake) (perhaps even Entemann’s Chocolate Fudge Cake? Oh yum!)!
Happy Birthday Sarah!
Ya’ll are the best Man Titty Book Cover Hookers on the net. Thank you!
Happy Birthday, Sarah!
It was the “Penis goes where?” that frightened my neighbors.
Have a terrific one, Sarah!
Happy Birthday!
SandyO: What flavor is man-titty? Beefcake, of course.
Happy birthday, Sarah! I hope it’s been a good one.
Happy Birthday Sarah! Hope you’re having a fabulous day and are being suitably spoilt.
‘This is relevant to my interests’ has just made my day… Candy, you crack me up.
It was “Penis Goes Where?!!” and then “Aha, Penis Goes There!” that made me gigglesnort so hard that my children came running in to see what was so funny and I had to hide the screen really fast. Now they think Mom has lost it completely, but it was worth it!
Happy Birthday, Sarah!
Happy Happy Birthday! “Shh I think it’s talking” is the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages. Kudos all round!
I forgot to make this one last night. Consider it a last-minute gift to ALL OF YOU.
Hi, I’ve been gone for a month. Where did these catch phrases come from? Other than the deepest recesses of the grammatical abyss, I mean.
Happy birthday an hour too late!
Happy birthday, Sarah! And here is my gift to you, though I do not know how to embed the picture in the comments. My HTML is the fail.
Happy Belated Birthday Sarah!!! I hope U have lots more years of bitchiness and snarkitude ahead ;-)
U Rock, I luurve this site
who’s Newklear? Did he enjoy it?
Many happy returns!
I almost wrote out the old Chi-Chi’s birthday song (actually, they sing it at every faux-Mexican restaurant I’ve ever been to,) but then thought better of it. :-)
Happy belated birthday, Sarah. And Candy, thanks ever so for the VISIBLE WHOREHOUSE. I am still snorting with glee.
Happy Birthday Sarah! A day late but no less genuine and heartfelt for that.
MT, the catchphrases come from I Can Has Cheezburger?
Wiki, as always, has an explanation.
And now, with apologies for my slapdash PhotoShop, I present--or rather, Harlequin Presents:
Happy birthday, Sarah!
On the whole “ICHC” line, any of you bithces been to visit this site?
http://www.engrish.com/
It even has a special section for ChinkBitches like Candy (I use all these terms with lurve):
http://www.engrish.com/category_index.php?category=CHINGLISH
Enjoy!
My vw is “simple34” because, let’s face it simple humor like this is aawsssum.
Oh, and if you do drop by Engrish, make sure you visit the “adult” section ;)
http://www.engrish.com/category_index.php?category=Adult%20Engrish
Happy slightly belated birthday! Hope i was as grand as the LOLhunks
Happy Belated Birthday, SB Sarah!
A website that reviews romance novels from a couple of smart bitches who will always give it to you straight. No bullshit. No gushing--unless the author really deserves it.
(I would have suggested “Romance For Dummies” but a gift like that--while possibly appropriate--would probably be in bad taste, given the circumstances).
LOL. Yeah, in that case. But hey, that’s an awesome book. That’s where I learned my romance…
Stupid question from a new convert—what defines a Harlequin romance (besides being published by Harlequin, obviously), and what is the actual definition of a bodice ripper? Since every time I’ve heard it used, it seems to be used incorrectly.
From Half Time Penalties
Speaking of cool gift ideas, I found one that will work for the DH, the MIL, my mom and the sitter...all in one.
Now if they show up half as cool as they…
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Grrr...WTF? That blows. When is romance going to stop being the red-headed stepchild of literature and gain the respect it deserves? So irritating.
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Shiloh, that was AWESOME! In fact, may I say, Bitchalicious. I can’t believe you just whipped that up!
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