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To paraphrase Dana Carvey as George Michael, do scientists use that to calibrate their instruments?

Now THAT really s a big spankable ass!

mmmmmmmmmmmmm pie.

“Now THAT really s a big spankable ass!”

HEY… I was going to say that… lol ~AW

Do they grow that way or does one have to work to achieve that shape?

Ohh Teddy!!!!

I was gonna scream “IMPLANTS!!” but that just would’ve been jealousy speaking. Plus who gives a shit?!

That is, honest to God, the best thing I’ve seen all day.

Although in fairness, he could have been leaning over a better car.

I’ll take 2, please.

I’d pick that.

Lord have mercy, that is one fine looking ass.

My LOLdudes, let me share them with you:

kum on punkn sho us ur peetr!

or

punkn punkn peetr eetr?

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait.

Is that THE HOFF?????

If it ain’t The Hoff, IT SHOULD BE!

Teddy, my dear, it beats candy corn.  Wouldn’t you agree...if pressed to?  (And the subtle gleam of spotlight on oiled, tanning-spa skin doesn’t hurt.)

I can’t help but ask myself, though, What or whom exactly is he waiting for?  A candle? Tim Burton?

I call butt implants!

If those are real buns, I’m seriously impressed, lol.

Damn! That is some fine man candy!

Am I the only one who isn’t turned on by perfectly round ass-globes?  That’s one seriously girly butt there.  I want that sexy “dent” in the side of a man’s ass-cheeks… oh mama, now THAT is hot.

The rest of him is sexy, though!  Especially those thighs.  Mmmm mmmm, I loves me some buff thighs.

Thanks Wry Hag!  Must agree, that is some fine male posterior.

And people think women aren’t visual...Although I think I’ve read about peer reviewed research that showed we are.

Any human sexuality experts care to speak to that?

I can’t help but ask myself, though, What or whom exactly is he waiting for?  A candle? Tim Burton?

Oh Wry Hag,

It’s obvious. His car broke down and he is waiting for a ride. *drum roll and cymbal crash*

No, Amelia, you aren’t the only one.  I’m very rarely snickering and making Dana Carvey jokes when I’m trying to convey being turned on.

All I can think of is “That’s one halloween tattoo that he’s going to have a hard time explaining...”

And why why why when his car breaks do his pants fall down?  See people, elastic is your FRIEND!

I’d still spank him and call him Sally, maybe bounce a quarter off there as well!