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That was ALL KINDS of awesome!
And hey, happy Independence Day to all you Americans.
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by SB Sarah • Wednesday, February 14, 2007 at 08:56 AM
In Valentine’s Days past, we’ve offered wishes for you to treat yourselves nicely, and a collection of sensual and romantic poetry.
This year? We Bitches offer the Valentine’s Gift Guide, for all your shopping needs. Yes, it’s late because buying day-of means a belated gift. But these are tokens of affection that just keep giving.
Well, not “tokens” so much as “token.” Big token. Huge token - of our affection for you. This gift is SO great, it trumps all other Valentine’s offerings, from flowers to chocolate to those hearts that say, “Lick me, Conrad.” If we could, we’d buy one for every single one of you, because this gift is THAT GOOD.
What could it be? Wait no longer for I shall reveal all. The perfect gift to go with all your noble mantittes? Manties. For when your man wants “to be and feel a little special, naughty, and very sexy,” bring out some hot satin lace trimmed man panties. Rwor. Come on, ladies. You know you’re tired of the elephant g-string with squeaker.
Happy Valentine’s Day, with much love and asskicking from the Smart Bitches. And please, if you’ve received a gift that’s better than Manties, and we doubt it’s possible, by all means, share.
Oh, my good lord almighty.
But you need to fix the link. Google works well, but a link would work better! ;)
I’m loving the snake G-gstring too… too funny. The manties link is not working though. Happy Valentines day
Fixed the link. My bad. Enjoy.
Oh that is so wrong…
That’s like like
Why do I want to say “Hannibal Lecter at a PETA rally” wrong?
Must have been the late night last night.
OMG...ruffles on the butt, and days of the week. I will be cracking up in public for weeks trying to imagine who’s wearing them under normal clothing.
Holy crap. My work computer will never be the same. Thanks, guys!
Best Valentine’s gift ever. I’m with dl, I will be looking for VPLs on all the attractive guys I pass on the street for weeks! Purely for research purposes, of course.
Thank you, thank you. I say Mr Wendy would look pretty in a pair of lacy manties.
veification: boys89
My eyes!
speak for yourself, Sarah. I will NEVER be tired of the elephant g-string.
02.14.07 at 09:15 AM |