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And what does the person get from stealing the reviews? How does it profit them in any way?

You know that movie Office Space where outside consultants come in and reorganize the place for efficiency? Hell’s Belles is like that, except the office is Hell, and instead of Milton, or that guy with the O-Face, you have a hot succubus named Jezebel, who isn’t too pleased with the whole restructuring, and heads off to Earth to hide out as a mortal while all of Hell is after her, due to a, well, hell of a bounty on her head.
So if you were a sexual succubus whose job used to be dragging naughty souls to hell after fucking them to death, where would you go hide out? Jezebel, being the brilliant thing she is, finds paying work in a strip club - and hides out in exactly the same sort of sin and vice that used to be her profession and calling as a demon.
I liked the concept of a succubus thrust into human form and forced into permanently living in a foreign environment she’s not entirely comfortable with, because her unease at a lot of situations somes from not only complete unfamiliarity but from the fear of having absolutely zero powers in a place where she used to be exceptionally powerful. That’s a big ass blow to the ego, and yet Jezebel doesn’t spend a lot of time wallowing or bitching about her fate. She knows she chose to run from Hell, and she has to suck it up. She also has gain confidence as a demon masquerading as a human and trying to survive in an impossible situation, because if she screws up, she is so worse than dead.
Jezebel, while doing her thang as a human, meets Paul Hamilton - a very hot cop with a lot of emotional baggage. Add to that the increasing politics of Hell’s reorganization, and Jezebel has to choose between her growing attachment to Paul, and her desire to keep him safe from the seriously nasty things that are after her.
I liked Hell’s Belles, I really did, but I didn’t love it. I read it in January and the problem for me is that it hasn’t really withstood my test of time test. I’m already wondering if I’ll read the next installment, which means in another month or two I’ll be seriously doubting that I’ll read it, and then in another couple months, I’ll be at the point where I definitely won’t be reading it. *sigh* Maybe I need to re-read HB, I don’t know. I’m just having trouble staying excited about these books.
I enjoyed reading Hell’s Belles. It was different for me and different is good. Her writing is very comfortable and you can jump right into it and don’t have to wade through awkward prose. The naughty and the nice glad together rather… well, nicely.
I was looking forward to seeing what you all thought of it.
Thanks for the review, Sarah—but you know you don’t have to wait until November for the next book, right? I’m sending you an ARC as soon as I get them (in July or August).
Hmm, this is a book I’ve picked up and looked at two or three times in the store and haven’t walked out with yet. I’ll be a bit more likely to hold onto it next time I grab it. Restructuring hell… now that sounds interesting.
The writing was ok, and I found the descriptions of hell to be very interesting.
I wish she’d played it straighter, instread of trying to write comedy. She kept crossing that indefinable line into ‘silly’. Jezebel said ‘bless me’ WAY too many times.
I have personal issues with stripper being the bestest job ever. I understand that a former succubus’ job options would be limited, but the continuous discussion of how wonderful it all was and how GREAT the men were didn’t work for me.
Great review, Sarah. I’m still undecided about reading this one, but your review brought me a lot closer to making a decision.
05.08.07 at 12:06 AM |