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That was ALL KINDS of awesome!
And hey, happy Independence Day to all you Americans.
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by SB Sarah • Monday, October 29, 2007 at 03:38 PM
Kate Duffy hath spoken, and there are people running for the hills at your local conservative bookstore at the idea that a book with any of the following titles might be coming soon (hur). But if I saw a book like this? I’d laugh my ass off.
The winners are:
MT’s Big Asses That Would Really Prefer a Nice Massage With Scented Oil and Maybe Some Romantic Music in the Background
AnimeJune’s Convenient Travel-Size Spankable Asses
Catherine J’s Sweet and Sour Wanton
Kassiana’s Yes, We’re Trying to Cash In on BDSM
and
Angelina’s Jenny Craig Didn’t Work for This Ass
Thanks again to Kate Duffy and Kensington for whipping (hur) free books into the mail for SBTB readers, and to y’all for cracking me up like damn.
Those are frickin hilarious. I just ran across these buttons on Etsy, and they seemed very appropriate here.
My favorite t-shirt has a big ole fat girl belly flopping into a pool. It says “Why go skinny dipping when you can go chunky dunking?”
Kate is da bomb.
Congratulations everyone!
I have enough trouble coming up with titles for my own books so there was no way I could keep up with you guys. Those are hysterical!
Convenient Travel Size.
Snort.
These were all winners! Thank you for sharing with us.
Too late. However, I can’t resist:
Esoterica and Her Ramifications
Snort! Is it wrong that I like those better than the Millionaire’s Affair Resulting in a Secret Baby ones?
I told Hubby about the winning titles, and “Sweet & Sour Wanton” made him laugh so hard he snorted and wheezed. “Travel-size” almost made him pass out.
Hmmm. Missed this one. My editor (Hilary Sares) told me about it. So she and I were chatting and uh, came up with some bootylicious sequels to Big Spankable Asses…
Kim: Okay, Hil, dig this--DO ME, BABY…
Hilary: Uh…didn’t Prince cover that one already?
Kim: Oh yeah, I stole that from the true playa for real, didn’t I? Damn.
Kim: Oooh…how THONGS ON FIRE?…oh snap! That one’s already taken too! Damn it…All the good ones are taken. Grumble.
Hilary: Got it! BIG TEXAS ASS! You KNOW if we put ass in the title and Texas? That’s a bestseller for sure!
Kim: Girl, you’re right about that, fo sho!
Kim: You know Hilary, if I wasn’t afraid I’d bust hell wide open, as my big momma used to say, I’d go with…*BIG SPANKABLE ASSES 2; THE SECOND CUMMING!
Hilary: Naw. Best not to piss off Big Momma!
And btw, Sarah…girl, I agree. That is most definitely NOT a big spankable ass cover. More like a little palmable cheek. You want BSA? I got BSA for you, FOR REAL!…carry on ;)
~K
How about: Cute Little Secret Baby Asses.
That sucker would sell.
Hmmm. I don’t know if I can work that one, Ms. Nora, as tempting as it is...that sounds suspiciously like a jailbait title. I think the po po would put me on lockdown if I named it that ;)
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