Our recent Mad Libs explosion has no doubt ruined many pairs of underwear across the nation. I know it would’ve ruined mine--that is, if I wore any, ha ha ha. In fact, so many of them are so good, I feel they need to be acknowledged in some way. Therefore, please find here the Best of the Best, as picked democratically by the Committee of Me, Me, Me, with categories also decided by Me, Me, Me.
Minor edits were made to verbs that were in the wrong tense, as well as corrections to all instances of adverb/adjective confusion, but otherwise, everything was copied verbatim.
Hilarious! Now I simply have to try my own and see what comes out. Hmm, that didn’t sound too good eh.
Thanks for reminding me about Mad Libs. I fell in love with them when I was about 8 years old, but they are so much more fun with my 34 year-old vocabulary!
MY FAVORITE LOL
Best “Sounds really really dirty without using any actual dirty words”:
He Stoked his Ponytail when he saw her Slip her Toenail. Now, can he Drive her Lush Garage? Find out in… Love’s Tight Fur coat. (Colleen Gleason)
Yay! I made the list! Whoot! (yes, simple pleasures for simple minds, lol)
And in celebration, I just bought 4 books of Mad Libs from Amazon.com (buy 3, get one free) for the RWA Conference. I’m rooming with 3 other erotic romance authors--can you picture the 4 of us, around 2am, drunk and doing MadLibs? I can’t wait!
My vote is for the trailer-park one by Summer.
My days off work are devoted to the worship at the Shrine of Jerry Springer.
these were great. made me giggle.
Wow, Honorable Mention! Thanks, Bitches! Is it really, really sad that I’m so happy about this? Yeah. Thought so.
Wow!! I made the list too! Way cool!
And Amy, I want to find you at RWA and join in on those MadLibs. What a great idea!
Yay, I made the list, beastiality and everything.
I am almost sorry I was on vacation and missed this. Love MadLibs...used to use them to teach parts of speech to elementary school kids, and some of those fifth graders would have placed highly in your contest, I believe, little guttersnipes that they were. Hope I’m around for next year’s contest, she said longingly.
A website that reviews romance novels from a couple of smart bitches who will always give it to you straight. No bullshit. No gushing--unless the author really deserves it.
Sometimes I’m reluctant to admit that I read romance, because of the stereotype (and my own horrible, horrible early experiences with some titles).
But I am a kajillion times more likely to admit to being a romance fan…
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The TMZ thing I understand since watching a show they did this week that had an interview with Paul Anka..... except the children who work in the editing room didn’t know who he was. Even Harvey Levin was shaking his…
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I am watching the cricket and we’re loosing! :(
Have tried watching football a few times-but is just beyond me and they have so many clothes on!
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(I would have suggested “Romance For Dummies” but a gift like that--while possibly appropriate--would probably be in bad taste, given the circumstances).
LOL. Yeah, in that case. But hey, that’s an awesome book. That’s where I learned my romance…
Stupid question from a new convert—what defines a Harlequin romance (besides being published by Harlequin, obviously), and what is the actual definition of a bodice ripper? Since every time I’ve heard it used, it seems to be used incorrectly.
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